a/n: I own nothing but a few silly thoughts which I happened to turn into story lines which you won't recognize. Whatever you do recognize, belongs to the ever talented E.L. James. Her loveable characters simply paired with my ever rapid imagination.

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Now, enough babbles, and onto more things Grey...


One "50 Shades of puppy dogs & pink champagne .."

God does he think this is decent kissing? He's like a fucking Labrador intent on liking my entire face off. Not sexy. So not Cary Grant/James Dean worthy-esq. So not hearts and flowers. Okay maybe I can try and guide Sean, take control, show him where my damn mouth is because clearly he's a little confused at the moment and needs a detailed map.

With my hands in his shaggy, in need of a haircut, dark brown hair, I give it a little tug and as soon as his tongue departs from my neck I catch his mouth with mine. Sean chooses this moment to paw at my ass and grind himself into my hips but at least his tongue's dancing with mine and not licking off every last drop of my organic lavender lotion.

Okay this isn't so bad. His lips are a bit wet and his kisses remain sloppy, but if I really close my eyes and think hard, I can imagine Ian Somerhalder instead. Oh yes much better. "God I bet you're so wet right now Mia." Sean murmurs against my lips and I feel whatever ounce of enjoyment fade away. No in fact I'm dry as the fucking Mojave desert if you really must know Sean. Argh! This is so not working.

His mouth takes the opportunity to return to my neck and he's back to licking til he gets to the center of the lollipop. My eyes scan the tents, roaming over the beginnings of crowds gathering by the checkered dance floor and in something short of a miracle, I spot Christian and Ana. Hallelujah!

My palms find Sean's chest and I push him back just enough to slip from his hold. He looks like someone just kicked his puppy dog, but I'm much more concerned that I look like a puppy dog just slobbered all over me. Okay pull some sympathy out of your ass Mia and try and play nice. "Bathroom break." I say softly, batting my lashes and biting on my bottom lip. I've perfected the Mia pouty face over the years, using it purposefully on everyone from Christian, to Grace, to Lily. It never fails.

He smiles brightly and reaches down for my hand. "I'll find you." He promises before placing a rather wet kiss on my knuckles then walks off in the direction of the nearest waiter. Oh thank God. I almost need a shower after that. Thankfully my pale pink, full length, chiffon dress remains wrinkle-free and flawless and my matching Venetian mask can dutifully hide the unruly bed hair I'm sure my date has left in his wake.

Pulling out my compact mirror and soft peach lipstick from my sparkly gold clutch, I re-apply a quick coat making sure nothing is amiss, then briskly head across the grass emerging from the dark, unlit corners where I'm all too excited to be leaving. While Sean's nice to look at, charming sometimes, and mildly sweet for a 21 year old frat boy, he's no Cary Grant, not by a long shot, but he's a reliable date when my other options fall through.

"Christian!" I shout as soon as I'm close enough, then throw my arms around my brother's neck. Christian's never been the touchy-feely type but he's always had a soft spot for me, and I use that to it's full advantage, hugging him fiercely each and every time. I'm one of those, live-in-the-moment, don't hold back, kind of girls and I treat every tender "i love you kid" and loving hug as the last.

When I pull back he's smiling fondly, but his eyes are locked on Ana. That's some serious hearts and flowers shit Grey. I'm impressed. "Ana! Oh darling, you look gorgeous!" I voice as we share a quick hug. "You must come and meet my friends. None of them believe that Christian finally has a girlfriend." I ignore the panicked look from Ana to Christian, and the shrug like I've-put-up-with-her-for-years, your turn from him, and lead Ana over towards the table Lily and the girls are at.

"Lily, Emma, Quinn, Babe, this is Ana, Christian's girlfriend." I announce in introductions. "Ana, this is Lily, Emma, Quinn, and Babe." I add pointing out each one. I can see Lily giving Ana sour looks and I have to force back my giggles. Oh Lily when will you learn Christian doesn't harbor the same borderline obsessive crush as you?

"Of course, we all thought Christian was gay." Lily says snidely, failing to conceal her rancor with a fake smile. I know that smile all too well and I flash her a stern look. "Lily, behave yourself. It's obvious he has excellent taste in women. He was just waiting for the right one to come along, and it wasn't you! Get over it already!" I pout because we've had this conversation time and time again. Lily blushes the color of her mask and I bite my lip to hold back my self satisfied smirk.

"Ladies, if I could claim my date back, please?" Christian walks up out of nowhere and is back to being glued at Ana's side. Its epically sweet and endearing but what's not is all my friends blushing and giggling like schoolgirls at the sight of my big brother. I roll my eyes and Ana simply laughs at me. "Lovely to meet you." Ana says back sweetly to everyone before Christian drags her away.

"Oh my God! They. Are. So. Cute!" Emma claps, bouncing up and down. Yes the sensible one of the group, the only one who doesn't see my brother as a piece of million-dollar-CEO meat. "That they are." I add with a smirk as I catch Lily shooting daggers at the bubbly redhead. "Speaking of cute," Lily says with a smirk of her own. "Where's Sean?" she asks taking a sip of her champagne, no doubt to hide the shit eating grin on her face.

She obviously knows his way with words, um not, and his skillful lip and tongue tactics, ha yeah right. I decide to play it off and pretend as though he's the absolute perfect date. Don't get me wrong, Lily's one of my best friends, but we've always had this need to compete at every aspect in our lives since the age of five. Petty I know but at this point, we've quite perfected the little song and dance.

"Oh sean? Yeah he's pretty dreamy. So hot too, have you seen the way his ass looks in those black Armani slacks?" The others giggle and share knowing looks. Before Lily can make another witty retort, a pair of arms snake around my waist and I'm hit with the overpowering scent of Axe. Okay dude, ever heard of a little goes a long way?

"Speak of the devil." I mutter sheepishly as I turn to give Sean a peck on the cheek. "Been looking all over for you baby." He whispers in my ear and a shiver runs down my spine, but not the good kind. His breath reeks of whiskey and cigarettes and I fight back the gag reflex showing face.

"Ladies and gentleman! Please take your seats, dinner is served!" The master of ceremonies announces and I couldn't be happier to leave this table. I mouth my farewells and make sure to wink at Lily who narrows her eyes in the way I know means she's pissed and rightly one-upped. I couldn't be more pleased with myself in fact.

"Champagne?" Sean asks bringing me out of my inward thoughts. I haven't been paying him much mind, he's more intuned with charming the pants off Elliot, Carrick, and Christian to even notice me so I gave back the same courtesy. Who knew he was so enamored by Elliot, Seattle's biggest playboy. Oh, hmm, now it kind of makes sense.

"Baby?" he asks curiously and I turn my attention back to him and smile. "Love some." I say still somewhat distractedly as Sean pulls me to my feet. As I walk behind him towards the waiters with the trays of pink champagne, I practically flatline. My heart threatens to beat right out of my chest as my eyes meet with a pair of bright blue ones. A pair I've only seen a few times and always from afar.

I'm staring so brazenly at the man accompanying Christian's body guard, Taylor, that I should be ashamed as I struggle to keep up with Sean's pace in my heels. He's dressed in an immaculately tailored dark charcoal gray Gucci suit with a white dress shirt and black skinny tie. His body puts the statue of David to shame, literally. Well over six foot, broad muscular shoulders, no doubt rock board abs, the perfect v curvature at his hips, the most delectable happy trail, a beautifully sculpted promise of pleasure as the suit clings deliciously in all the enticing places.

I think I'm drooling now, but I can't look away. He flashes me a devious smile and I'm a pooling mess of desire and need. God help me now. I'm blushing, actually blushing. I have to look away as I know I can't hide the idiotic grin on my face but luckily Sean's stopped pulling me and handed me a glass of champagne instead.

"To memorable evenings." Sean toasts clinking his glass with mine. Memorable evenings? Why does that sound eerily and utterly disturbing. The only memory I'm taking away from this is that I will have to vet men before I bring them as dates. One, must not be infatuated or obsessed with either of my brothers. Two, must not be part K-9. I giggle and he narrows his eyes at me but I quickly save the moment.

"Cheers." I offer a shy smile to which he grins back and I proceed to knock back the entire glass in one swift sip. My mouth is left tingly, along with the rest of my body, but not from Sean's presence or the fizzy drink, but from the mystery man with Taylor. Is it just me or did it get really hot in here? Why am I suddenly dizzy and woozy all at once? This is hot and bothered taking a whole new meaning, entirely.

Before I know it, we're back to the dimly lit secluded areas behind the tents and Sean's mouth is trying to put out the fire on my skin with his copious amounts of saliva. Okay, I'm being mean. Maybe he has a medical condition or something. Maybe it's fixable. Not that I want to hang around for that. Wait, maybe he's getting better because I'm feeling light headed and weak in the knees. All perfectly sound reactions to a kiss, right?

"Sean," I let out breathlessly as I struggle to remain upright. What's happening to me? "That's it baby, just hold onto me." He croons and I have to oblige or else I'm certain I'll crumble to the ground. My skin is all tingly and my head is all foggy now, and I'm acutely aware that I'm losing my sense of awareness. How much did I drink?

Suddenly a loud rip of fabric echos in my ears and a cool, unwelcome breeze hits my bare skin. What's happening? Sean's hands are roaming farther down and I don't know if i like it but I can't stop it regardless. "Sean, no." I say again breathlessly. I can't possibly be this drunk and if I am I will not lose my virginity this way. I want to cherish every moment, not barely register the act.

"Sean, I don't want this, please." I protest as his arousal digs into my pelvis. It's unpleasant and I struggle against his hold but I fail miserably. I instantly regret not taking kick boxing like Grace and Carrick had insisted. How handy would it be now. "Of course you want this Mia." He growls taking my earlobe between his teeth. "Just let it happen sugar. I bet you're soaked for me. Shall we find out?" He rasps into my ear and another chill runs up my spine.

No, this is all wrong. Why can't I stop him though? My limbs are heavy and jello-like, unable to help in my protests whatsoever. What the hell? "No, Sean, top. Please stop now." I plead to no end but am only rewarded with a swift backhand. I barely feel the sting of his hand meeting my face, but I feel a faint trickle of warm liquid roll down the side of my mouth.

"You want this. I know you do. You're such a cock tease Mia, always flirting and leading me on. But I know this is what you really want." He seethes against my neck and I feel the tears rolling down unabashedly now. "I don't want this. I don't want you. Stop!" But to no avail, my words have stopped nothing because his fingers are clawing at my black lace panties and when I glance down, I see my dress is torn all over, barely hanging onto my body now and fully exposing my strapless bra and skimpy lace panties. Shit, shit, shit!

"Stop Sean, stop." I whimper, as I know it won't do anything but encourage him on. He's rock hard against my thigh, my protests no doubt turning him on even more. It's useless to fight, but I can't give up. I won't. His fingers plunge into my core and I cry out in pain. "No, please." I sob now and he growls and grinds his cock into my leg harder. Everything's blurry and hazy, I can no longer grasp time. This is wrong, all so wrong. I don't want this. I don't want him.

"I believe the lady said no.