PHO SHO! XD
I was seriously bored and came up with this random fic idea that my friend gave me XD
To me this is more like a crack-fic XDD
DISCLAIMER: I have fuzzyful socks and you don't! Hahaha! Or do you? O.o XD Don't own!
Enjoy my peeps!
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It was the middle of the night and it was pretty rare to have one free day without finding our collecting souls. Which was perfectly fine for the dirty blond haired girl; Maka. Who was currently snoozing soundly in her bed. For her to be smiling so gratefully must of meant she must be having a good dream by now. As for a certain snow white-haired lad, the poor guy couldn't even sleep. His blood red eyes gazed at the strangely looking moon. It seemed so quite outside - so very quite.
"I'm so bored."
Soul walked around the apartment to find something to do. Out of sheer boredom, he grabbed a pen and a small sticky-note. Just the thought of this idea made him smirk.
12 Different Ways To Annoy Maka.
By: The one and only; Soul Eater.
1. Replace the milk she uses with expired milk.
2. Write a letter in text to her perverted father that she wants to frolic in the flowers fields with him and other stupid activities.
3. Get her laundry and mix the whites with the colors.
4. Get a victim and make them sing 'Superstar' by Toy Box constantly.
5. Jack her money.
6. Buy a box of heart shaped chocolates with her name on it to be addressed to Kid.
7. Hide her favorite books.
8. Fill her book bag with medium sized rocks.
9. Constantly say her name over and over again.
10. Get her cellphone and set the ring tone with 'Hips don't lie' when her father calls.
11. Get her to somehow kiss a letter and mail it to Black Star.
12. Use her name to be one of those people that want to stop global warming.
As the minutes flew by, his drowsiness kicked in. Soul gave one last glance back at his fine piece of work; truly art. In his eyes - that is. He took one big yawn and almost jumped to see someone else besides him awake, "Soul, what are you doing up so late?" Maka - she was awake. The bigger question was, "What is that in your hand?" Which meant she was referring to the little note.
Quickly, he hid the note behind his back, "Nothing."
Maka was never the one to be that easily convinced.
"That reminds me, Blair said she was coming over in lingerie just for you."
"Oh shit, really?" It was hard to tell if the lad was happy or freaked. Alas. Soul jumped up from his seat, exposing the note. Which now Maka has just taken. She skimmed through the paper. Luckily enough for her, her handy dandy, hardcover book was right beside the sofa. The dirty blond gave one of her 'Maka Chops' to the poor white-haired boy.
"Hell no. I'm burning this right now!"
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Yeah. Major "WTH?" moment for you people.
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Kinda OOC, but, you get the drift. Also, in this fic Maka has a cell, I don't know in the anime/manga if she has one. But, oh well!
Hope you enjoyed and please submit a review.
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See, this is what boredom does to me XDDD