AN: I don't know what to do with my life
One day, Maki was like "Wonderful!" And everyone jumped and then they died. Maki was singing "Wonderful!" So she didn't die. She looked behind her and she started rapping. Then zombies came out of nowhere and they were singing "Dan Dan Kokoro, Dan Dan lol" But Maki calmed down and killed them with her boobies. One zombie touched them and it expanded. Maki's milk squirted everywhere and everyone was alive again. Nico and Eli were the most thankful and they made a sub-unit called BeBe.
In the recording station Maki was recording Oh Love and Peace so she was like "LaLaLa". "Kaze ni naru Kokoro". "Oh Love and Peace". After the recording the rest of BeBe wanted to congratulate Maki but they got too close to her boobies and then they died. Maki cried so much that her boobies shrunk and became saggy boobies. Her boobies were so saggy that she died. But when she died the rest of u's came and they cried so much that they died.
In Some Random Universe there were 2 random people called Ran and Dom. Ran called Don 'Wee Wee' and Don called Ran 'Poo Poo' and so they were like: "Hey Wee Wee, look at those gigantic saggy boobies on earth!" "Oh wow Poo Poo they look so majestic!" And so they went to earth to harvest the boobies.
After much crying everyone in the studio had saggy boobies and died. Everyone in Some Random Universe loved saggy boobies. All of the professional doctors came and cut off all the boobies and flew off. But then a random earthling called Kotaro saw everything, he felt so bad for all the dead people who lost there boobies to random alien peeps. So he set up a charity called "Saggy boobies for dead people". After 50 years he finally had enough saggy boobies for all the dead people on the planet. But they were all stolen by Ran and Dom.
THE END