oh my god, I had to do this. just a bit of drabble... full summary...
Bleach crossover drabble A few hundred years after they die, Rose and Martha are shinigami on patrol in Search of Aizen. But its halloween, they're in Cardiff, their gigai have yet to arrive, and its time to play a practical joke on Jack.
"So..."
"So what?" Martha demanded, she and Rose were on patrol over Cardiff.
"Its almost halloween."
"So?"
"We're dead, but Jack is still alive somewhere."
"So?"
"He'd never leave the Hub unattended, even if there aren't any more people at Torchwood 3."
"So?" Martha was rapidly getting annoyed.
"So I have a very, very stupid idea." Rose got an evil grin on her face.
The morning after halloween, Jack walks into the control room of the hub to find...
i am the ghost of rose tyler... phear me...
and for the record, this was /her/ idea... i don't know her...
yes you do martha
shut up, I can't believe we're /tagging/ the hub... its jack's hub...
oh we are so tagging the hub... i never got to punk him. now i can punk him dead people can get away with anything
we're supposed to be chasing Aizen, why are we punking Jack again?
because he's there, we can, he can't die, ergo he can't go to soul society to visit, ergo he's fair game until Urahara arrives with our gigai
The blue and pink writing trailed off when the cans ran out of paint, the paint was still wet. Pink and blue. Jack looks at the wall, then the beer left from last night. "I need to cut down on the alcohol. Its a sad day when two lovely ladies sneak into my hub to play a trick on me, and I don't remember who they were."
And in the corner, Rose sits there and laughs.