Freelancers meet assassination squad E3
A/N: I don't own Assassination classroom or gunslinger girl only my OCs and this is my first crossover so any reviews would be good
As the classroom 3E started to stand at attention they failed to notice the new kids and as Nagisa and Karma stood up with the rest of the class the new kids seized their chance and took it. As the BB grenades went sailing through the air the brown haired rebel grabbed his ump 40 and preceded to unload the rounds in the mag then lunged with a knife only for Korosensei to laugh and stop the attack which Karma and Nagisa and the rest of the class all said was super human leaving Chris panting and even Petra and the blonde haired Triela all stating
"Damn this will be harder than taking down your standard terrorist and son of a bitch don't touch me!" as Koro started to deck out Triela's pigtails and nails which got her raging at it yelling "why the fuck are you doing that I don't like to be girly so stop touching me!" and swinging the knife she slashed off korosensei's hand getting the class cheering.
"Well apparently repunzel doesn't like when other people mess with her hair like she does theirs" Claes stated and Triela yelled "Fuck you I ask thank you very much". As the class all grabbed onto the "super sayian saints of class 3E" Karma walked over and said "introduce yourselves and where ypu are from because we want to know our knew friends and tell us where you got that speed" and Chris stood up and said
"Chris Augenstine, commando form the us delta force then Italian folgore brigade as is my sister Taylor" Petra said "Petra Ricci girlfriend of Mr. Augenstine" which got Kaede looking kind of sad, and Triela said "Triela Hartmann cousin to Ricci and Florence bastille" who was in a wheelchair and stood up shakily getting sensei to hold her up and said "Florence bastille also a commando and we were sent here because after Italy went to hell we thought we could get a proper education" and Nagisa walked up and slid over his number which got Rico blushing as he then plunged his knife at koro and it was caught quickly by tentacles.
"Ok Nagisa I know you are trying to impress the girl but what have I told you about assassination attempts in the middle of a lecture and did you also know it sets a bad example for our new students? Now go sit in the corner" and he just smiled as he met rico's eyes before walking away. As she blushed she got up from her desk and followed him to the desk next to him and Chris and Karma both seeing a shot took it and said in unison
"Shocker Nagisa may have a crush it's so shocking but I never thought I'd see that happen" and as Richard slid up near Sensei he swung around asking "sensei If I remove your arm can I have a cookie?" and as Alex said "No sit down and shut up dumbass god damn it you can be so fucking stupid" Koro went from yellow/green to purple to red as he said "Why do you think it's a good idea to cuss out your dear brother now why don't you go away and cool off before you get suspended" and as he walked away Chris smiled and said "I knew it dumbass you can't keep out of trouble for a week" and sensei just shook his head. As the kids all stood up Chris growled at karma and said "hey Ginger why don't you just give up and let the money be split amongst us" and Karma looked into the fiery red eyes of the Red headed new kid and yelled "Have you fucking looked in the mirror asshole?" and Richard yelled to Nagisa "I knew those to were the same" and Nagisa asked "Does this happen all the time?" and as Chris and Karma were yelling and cursing at each other he said "more than you think" as Koro put tape over both kids mouths.
"Ok both of you shut up and Kaede I get the way you are looking at Michael that you like him so ask him out" and she almost fainted stuttering "S-sensei not like that and I don't know if he likes me so let me have some time to think" and he said "I understand just if you wait too long someone else may take him and you are prefect for him so don't let the chance slip through your fingers" and she said "ok thank you I will see if he likes me and if he does I will go through with asking him out" before she ran off. Biding his time Richard went into his slacker routine and as Sensei asked "Richard why don't you try to be you're your siblings and attack me?" and the result he got stunned him and the class
"I'm tired and still hungry so maybe after a nap and a snack I'll make you regret that decision" and as he started to fall asleep he heard triela scream "god damn it I don't need my hair done I like it the way it is" as Korosensei had put her hair in a ponytail and Alex said "sis it looks good on you and I think your boyfriend may come to visit you" as he fell asleep. As the kids all started talking as they all saw Richard walk up and before anyone could open their mouths Richard Slashed outward removing sensei's arm and it started boiling. "Well that went according-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" as Chris saw Richard eating on the tentacle and spat it out saying
"Tastes less like calamari and more like a tire" and Karma asked "how the hell do you know what a tire tastes like?" and Alex said "you really don't want to know trust me it was not a pretty sight" as Etta walked in with a motor and Karma said "god damn it that was my bike engine" and alex said "Keyword is was now stop crying over spilled motor oil" before Richard went outside with a ping pong paddle and invited sensei to join him.
"God damn it this hurts" They heard Nagisa say as blood splattered from a cut on his leg and as the class went looking for Richard or Koro they saw they were playing 8 tentacle tennis and Petra said "Fuck this Grab him Chris and I realized I have to go back to Italy for a spell" and as Chris ran off with Nagisa on his back like a ambulance Richard yelled "if you don't make the sound it doesn't work!" and chris yelled "not doing the sound of a retarded chicken having an orgy!" as he started to haul ass up the hill and pulled Richards arm off moving faster than the scream.
As the class started to talk about the new kids Chris walked into Sensei's room and found flowers and Richard having a new arm and he yelled "Do not use her for Random things god damn it" and Richard said "It was repairs and Ritsu I think you would be prefect for a machine like him" and Chris waked away as Ritsu blushed and asked sensei what to do. AS they walked out to have one last attempt to kill Koro that day he assigned Chris and Ritsu together and as Chris laughed he said "I can't hug her and I know someone was playing matchmaker" and Richard walked away whistling only to get a rock with the words "fuck you" written on it and a flower with the words thank you written on it and Ritsu said "sensei Knew this would happen so he gave me arms to do this" and she Hugged chris which put a smile on his face as mobile Ritsu was installed on his phone and said Ai Shiteru" as he walked home smiling.