Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS: The Glory of Custom Moves

"Hey Toon Link, Let's Go Bowling!"

Villager had nearly tripped. Though the majority of his injuries were simply scuffs on his blue sneakers and scratches on his favorite no. 1 shirt, to say that he was having the time of his life dodging and weaving past hurdles of bombs, boomerangs, and arrows would be a complete and utter lie. He and his opponent, known as Toon Link, faced off on a dark platform, a blue and red glare beaming off the sides respectively.

His opponent stared back at him. Big cartoonish cat-like eyes blinked back at him, glaring with a hidden ferocity and determination. Villager's equally as cartoonish eyes glared back, though the smile on his face might have said otherwise about his next intentions. With a quick move, Villager dashed towards his rival, Toon Link, at a great speed, jogging briskly towards him with intent to kill. He ended up feigning an actual trip over the flat ground, launching a potted projectile towards his opponent as he landed safely on the ground, the potted plant launched from seemingly nowhere flying towards his opponent.

However, Toon Link envisioned this, simply blocking the pot with his brown shield, the plant breaking, dirt and an unfortunate sprout showering off of his shield. The small, green capped hero pushed on, his silver blade glowing. He unleashed his blade in a spin attack, catching Villager in the whirlwind of swipes.

Villager's eyes widened, not a word to be said.

"HYAAAH!" Toon Link yelled, spinning around.

At the end of his attack, Villager was launched a short distance away from him, landing on the cool floor of the stage. He gulped, glancing over the edge behind him, a void in space lurking underneath the stage. Getting to his feet quickly, he frowned, staring across at Toon Link. No injuries were on his body, but Villager felt tense, like he could go flying at any moment. Toon Link glared from across the stage's plane, dashing towards him, sword at his side.

Villager thought to himself. The relative size of Toon Link was short, like him. Jumping up and slinging a rock would take too long, and he might be launched into the stratosphere by an attack. The Lloid rocket could be a bit ineffective at this range as well. Risking an upfront attack could also spell disaster. All that remained in the projectile department was his bowling ball.

His bowling ball.

Villager did not clearly understand why, but he could not bring himself to clean out his inventory and remove his bowling ball. Like a good luck charm, he carried it everywhere. Did not slow him down a bit, either. However, the only times he did use them was to drop them on an enemy's foot for a giggle or prevent them from ascending back onto the ledge of a stage. He never actually used it like a bowling ball, that is to say, roll it. So, could he…?

Villager frowned. It was now or never. Villager retrieved his bowling ball, and held it in front of him. Instinctively, Toon Link slowed down, stopping just outside of where Villager would drop the ball, and reached for his sword, attempting to swipe at Villager. However, to his surprise, Villager grasped the side of the ball using the round stubs he calls a hand, raised it behind him, then launched it forward onto the ground, the projectile glinting as it rolled towards Toon Link. The little hero blinked, his mouth gaping open. Before he could react, the ball quite literally bowled him over, the green capped blonde feeling himself being launched off the edge. Frantically, he jumped in mid-air, reaching for a device from his back, a grappling hook of sorts. The hook launched out of the device, impaling itself into the stage, safely connecting Toon Link to the stage. Or so he thought.

The bowling ball, still rolling, made its way to the edge of the stage. It tipped over, the black underside menacingly looming over Toon Link, whose already huge cat-like eyes expanded in fright. The ball rolled over the edge, threatening to fall, Toon Link swerved to the right on the hook, just barely avoiding the ball as it scraped by and fell. Toon Link breathed in a sigh of relief, then looked up again, his eyes once more expanding in fear. Villager came flying down, three turnips at the ready. Using the stock market substitute vegetables, Villager slammed into Toon Link, the hero with the green cap launched into the void underneath, where he vanished with an explosion of light. His final words being:

"GAK!" He grunted.

GAME!

The winner is…

Villager, a plain smile on his face, took a brown beetle from his pockets, raising it to the sky.

Villager.

Toon Link blinked, standing at the side, applauding for his opponent. The two stared at each other, both having been transported to some new realm, columns and ruins surrounding them, then grinned, each sharing a plain laugh at the events. The two began making their way out, vanishing in a blink of light.

Villager blinked again. He found himself in a grassy town, simple cottages and trees ripe with fruit surrounding him. Walking through the grass and flowers amidst the town, he came across a short brown statue of sorts with a rope fence wrapped around it, the statue waving its stubby arms wildly, its empty eyes greeting Villager warmly, its mouth forever gaped in an ovular shape.

"Good morning Mr. Mayor!" Lloid waved with his cylindrical stubs.

Villager grinned, reaching into his endless pockets, retrieving a bag of coins with a cross symbol of sorts emblemized on it. He set it by the statue with a hopeful stare.

The statue stared at the bag, its arms still waving. "So sorry Mr. Mayor, but these coins do not substitute for bells!"

Villager frowned.

"Maybe next time, yeah?" Lloid waved goodbye.

With a sigh, Villager picked up the bag of coins and trudged off. He highly doubted they would sell for much, but after being slashed a few times, he was convinced that even picking the fruit off of trees one by one would be a much simpler and less painful task.

AN: That concludes this chapter. Some moves in the Smash series strike me as creative, and others like the bowling ball seem like they could be used in more ways than one., you know, a bowling ball used like… An actual bowling ball. So, this is a bit of a collection of scenarios if characters used attacks like they do in their games, or in a few ways that might make more sense. Although considering the absence of logic in the Super Smash Brothers games, it might not go as smoothly. Who knows but I? But hey, this might not get updated regularly, so you can shoo off to your regular stories you sillies. Just in case!

Thanks for reading, this is ThePizzaLovingTurtle, off to water the flowers in my town.