Something new for you guys, I really did randomly stumble upon "pillowbooks" on FictionPress. Apparently they are collections of just random thoughts, mini diaries of sorts. Started out as mine, turned into Nate's because I figured I'd get a better reception on FanFiction. So enjoy Nate's random ramblings as Connect Three begin their summer tour.

Disclaimer: I don't own Google, or Bing.

Friday, June 19 12:56 AM

Found something called pillowbooks.

What in the heck is a pillowbook? Microsoft searched pillowbook. Found nothing but some movies and a diary some Chinese empress wrote. I think they are a diary of sorts.

Googled pillowbook. Googled it in hopes of better answers.

Google is the epitome of ALL things awesome. Seriously. What does Microsoft think it is doing by creating 'Bing'? Google is comfortable. Safe. Plus it is way more fun to say you "googled something" than it is to say "hey, let me go bing that." Bing sounds violent. Kinda like you hit your car door on something by accident, or purposely hit someone with a rolled up magazine.

Or hit an animal with a rolled up magazine.

Shane! I'm going to bing you with this magazine if you don't stop chewing like a horse.

Yeah, bing is much more violent than google. Google just sounds perverted, and funny.

Shane googled that girl over there in the short skirt.

Ha, my best friend is such an easy target; I swear he sets himself up for it.

I wonder what would happen in Microsoft and Google swore allegiance to each other and created a MEGA SEARCH ENGINE. Ging. Or Go-ing, haha, that's actually going. Boogle.

I like that one, but it might be easy to mistype. I did that once. Typed in 'booble' and got some not so pretty things. I wish Clorox wouldn't blind me, or kill me, if I poured it in my eyes.

Bingle would be pretty funny. Except that it makes me think of the crazy doctor from the Nazi death camps that determined who lived and who died. He then decided to do some sick experiments with twins. And most of the living.

Maybe I should go to bed now. Did I mention I'm a member of one of the highest selling pop, excuse me, rock (Shane would have corrected my terrible mistake anyway) groups in the country? Connect Three. I may have also forgotten to mention we arrive in our first tour spot tomorrow and kick off our highly anticipated summer tour.

Nate reminder one. Ha, Nate-minder one. Learn to make decisions quickly. Don't leave your record label to pick out a name for your band because you and your two best friends can't make a decision.

Come on, Connect Three? Really?

Nate-minder two. This was a stupid idea. Pillowbook. Pssht, that's really girly. But I'm going to say this is stupid now and keep doing it. And then continue to say I was stupid for calling this stupid and still doing the stupid task anyway.

Okay, I need to stop now.