Today, Happy was very hungry for some reason. Lucy had already bought him and Natsu a giant meal at a nearby restaurant less than an hour ago. Happy ate more than he could, so he was surprised that he still had hunger. He walked up to Miranjane and asked her
" Mira, how do we cure hunger?"
Miranjane was surprised that the small blue Exceed was so hungry. His partner Natsu was the one with the bottomless stomach. How could an Exceed eat so much and still be hungry?
"Happy, I truthfully don't know. You already ate a lot, and you just... just don't eat more Happy. You might not be so Happy after that."
Happy, clearly not satisfied with her response, went to Walkaba.
"Walkaba, how do you cure hunger?"
Walkaba just said,
"Smoke a spliff, Happy. Smoke a- WAIT! Your only six! Don't smoke! Smoking is bad for children! I don't want Erza and Makao to KILL me like after I offered my pipe to Romeo... GETAWAYBEFOREIGETYOUADDICTED! WAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Walkaba is off his rocker, Happy thought. Best not to ask him. Erza was sitting near by eating her strawberry cake, Which made Happy's stomach rumble. I don't want another absurd reply from Erza. I'll just leave for a little while.
I am a linebreak Telling you a small blue kitty is walking down the streets of Magnolia LINEBREAKS ARE COOL
The man behind the counter of the pet store looked towards the door, for it opened a notch, and then closed. Suddenly, a blue cat? Flew up and promptly sat on the counter.
"H-hhh-how may I h-h-help-p y-y-ou?"
Asked the small man behind the counter.
"Mister, how do you cure hunger? I had a huge meal before... but I'm still hungry!"
"Wwwwhat ddid you eat?"
"FOOD! Me and my buddy Natsu ate a mountain of food. I mostly ate fish, but ate some other food too."
"WWhelll.."
"I know just the cure for that!" Said a new voice. It was deep and rumbly, like some dude chugged mucus and held in a cough for 3 years.