Once i saw a pipe, so i jumped into it.

I saw a beautiful damsel, but she got kidnapped by a turtle dinosaur thing

There were two plumbers, blah blah blah, you get the idea.

*after a long long long and i would say LOOOOOOOOONG journey*

so we saved her, and guess what, i did all the gizmos, so we'll have buttsecks

so we had it. she ripped her clothes off while i was removing my clothes.

i started to rub her tits, while she was removing her panties slowly.

i started to put my dick into her booty, she was having orgasms from me.

and you got what was next.

i had no condoms.

so then i came to home and told you this journey.

and also mario died from cancer

the end