In life class

Sam: I hate life class!

Freddie: well deal with it I am.

Carly: it's only for a year and you might be with one of us

Sam: I don't want to be with that dork!

Teacher: I will now pair you up.

5 minutes later

Teacher: Sam you will be with Freddie

Sam and Freddie: what!

Teacher: don't argue with me, and that leave's Carly and kayleigh.

Carly: why am I with a girl sir?

Teacher: because there are no boy's left. So get on with it

Carly: ok sorry sir

After class

Carly: I can't believe I got put with a girl (outraged)

Freddie: well it's better than Sam

Carly: I would like to be with Sam more then Kayleigh, I heard she was gay.

Sam: (eating) poor you

Freddie: it's not real you don't kiss her for real

Carly: but she's gay and she might start to fancy me

Teacher walks in

Teacher: if you want a good grade make it as real as you can make it

Freddie and the teacher leave

Carly: I wish I was with you

Sam: I don't like you in that way Carly

Carly: not I that way I mean in life class

Sam thankful for that

Life class again

Teacher: I will be giving you homework today

5 minuets till the end of class

Teacher: your homework is to work in fours with your partners to raise two fake babies

Sam and Freddie: Carly, Kayleigh we will work with you

Carly and kayleigh: ok

Teacher: have you all found partners?

All of class: yes!

Teacher: good

End of class

Carly: thank you Sam for not leaving me with kayleigh

Sam: no offence but I wasn't doing it for you.

Carly: who are you doing it for then?

Sam: me!...I did not want to be left with dork of the year.

Carly: ha ha ha

End of school