In life class
Sam: I hate life class!
Freddie: well deal with it I am.
Carly: it's only for a year and you might be with one of us
Sam: I don't want to be with that dork!
Teacher: I will now pair you up.
5 minutes later
Teacher: Sam you will be with Freddie
Sam and Freddie: what!
Teacher: don't argue with me, and that leave's Carly and kayleigh.
Carly: why am I with a girl sir?
Teacher: because there are no boy's left. So get on with it
Carly: ok sorry sir
After class
Carly: I can't believe I got put with a girl (outraged)
Freddie: well it's better than Sam
Carly: I would like to be with Sam more then Kayleigh, I heard she was gay.
Sam: (eating) poor you
Freddie: it's not real you don't kiss her for real
Carly: but she's gay and she might start to fancy me
Teacher walks in
Teacher: if you want a good grade make it as real as you can make it
Freddie and the teacher leave
Carly: I wish I was with you
Sam: I don't like you in that way Carly
Carly: not I that way I mean in life class
Sam thankful for that
Life class again
Teacher: I will be giving you homework today
5 minuets till the end of class
Teacher: your homework is to work in fours with your partners to raise two fake babies
Sam and Freddie: Carly, Kayleigh we will work with you
Carly and kayleigh: ok
Teacher: have you all found partners?
All of class: yes!
Teacher: good
End of class
Carly: thank you Sam for not leaving me with kayleigh
Sam: no offence but I wasn't doing it for you.
Carly: who are you doing it for then?
Sam: me!...I did not want to be left with dork of the year.
Carly: ha ha ha
End of school
