Oh my jeepers creepers WTF am I doing?! lol probably the best dare I've ever taken! XD So this is a Hetalia parody of R. Kelly's 'Trapped In The Closet Trilogy, freaturing Alfred F. Jones a.k.a America as ! Many pairings! Maybe a few official ones, but they're all different and mostly straight up CRACK so don't think I support them all! Rated M for later chapters and language! DON'T LET THE KIDDIES READ THIS! SERIOUSLY! And I recomend you watch 's videos, (you can find them on Youtube) It's like a long ass song, and it makes it more fun to read XD I've added my own alterations and such. (I DO NOT OWN HETALIA OR 'S TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET VIDEOS! Thank's for reading!

Chapter pairings: JapanxAmerica & JapanxChina O.O

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7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me. I'm streaching and yawning in a bed that don't belong to me.

And a voice yells, "Good morning Alfred-kun." from the bathroom. Then a Japanese guy comes out and kisses me and to my surprise it isn't Arthur.

Now I got this dumb look on my face like 'what have I done?' How could I be so stupid to have layed here 'till the morning sun? I must have lost track of time, oh what was on my mind?

From the club, went to his home, didn't plan to stay that long.

Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes, searching for my car keys, trying to get out the door.

Then he streached his hands in front of me, said "You can't go this way!" I looked at him like he was crazy, and said "Dude move out of my way." I said "I got a boyfriend at home." He said "Please don't go out there!" "Dude, I have got to get home!" He said "My boyfriend's coming up the stairs! Shh shh, quiet, hurry up and get in the closet! Don't make a sound, or some shit is going down." I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?" He said, "Yes except for one thing, we're on the 5th floor!" Shit, think. Shit, "Quick, put me in the closet!"

And now I'm in this darkest closet just trying to figure out, how am I going to get my crazy ass up out of this house?"

Then his boyfriend walks in and yells "I'm home, aru." Then the other says "Yao I'm in the room."

He walks in there with a smile on his face and says, "Kiku I've missed you." The Japanese hops all over him and says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water."

I'm telling you now this guy's so good he deserves an oscar.

He throws him in the bed and starts taking his clothes off. I'm in the closet like, "Man, what the fuck is going on?"

You're not going to believe but things get deeper as the story goes on.

Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone. I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate. But from the way the Chinese guy acts, I could tell it was too late.

He hoped up and said "There's a mystery going on and I'm going to solve it aru!" And I'm like 'God, please don't let this man open this closet!'

He walks in the bathroom, and looks behind the door. Kiku says, "Baby come back to bed!" The boyfriend says, "Bastard, say no more aru!"

He pulls back the shower curtain while the other's biting his nails! Then he walks back to the room, right now I'm sweating like hell!

Checks under the bed, then opens the dresser, he looks at the closet, I pull out my revolver! He walks up to the closet, getting closer to the closet, now he's at the closet, now he's opening the closet!

Closet..

Closet...