Kish was bored, having not seen Ichigo in about a month. Now that the battle against the Mews was over, he had nothing to do. Good thing that Masaya guy broke up with her. Now I have her all to myself, as long as Blondie still doesn't like her. That would leave me with competition. A little plan was beginning in his head, but he needed some help.

"Tart," Kish said, knocking on the younger alien's door. No answer. What is taking him? Kish knocked on the door again.

The 'midget' (I had to call him that) finally answered the door. "What?" he asked, obviously just waking up.

"What was taking you?" Kish replied/questioned.

Tart had a weird 'I'll get for this' look on his face,"Some of us aren't up at 5 A.M. What do you want anyway?"

"I want to go see Ichigo, while disguised as a human."

What? The old hag? Tart replied with, "Sure I'll help you." Tart got an evil grin on his face. Muh ha ha ha. (Evil laughter in Tart's head)

The 'midget' (ha ha) handed the older (and much cuter) alien a bag. "Wear this," Tart added.

Kish went into Tart's closet and changed into the outfit; a bright yellow dress (you heard me, yellow dress).Kish looked down at what he was wearing. What the…? He banged on the door, "Tart! I'll get you for this!"

Tart replied, "That's for waking me up!"

Kish changed back to normal. "Can you be serious?"

"If I wanted to." Tart covered his head, expecting Kish to hit him with something.

"Do you even care?" Kish had the remote behind his back.

Tart took his hands off of his head. "Not really."

Kish hit him as hard as he could with the remote.

"What was that for?" Tart exclaimed. "It hurt!"

"That's for making me wear the yellow dress."

"Ugh!" Tart yelled at Kish angrily, before returning to his room.

Maybe Pie will help me. Kish teleported to the hall outside of Pie's room.

"Pie!" Kish yelled banging on Pie's door. Pie opened the door in such a way, that Kish hit him on the head.

"Ouch!" Pie exclaimed in pain/anger. What the heck does he want anyway? It's 5A.M! I am not a morning person.

"Can you help me disguise myself as a human?" Kish asked.

Pie (still angry) replied, "Wear you own gosh darn clothes! And don't wake me up ever again for something so stupid!" Pie slammed the door in Kish's face. Luckily it did not hit him.

And so, he did.

Chapter2-Homeroom

Kish came out of the shower, his hair dyed black. He put on his disguise, a number three NASCAR Intimidator baseball cap (Don't make fun of the hat, Kish would look cool in it!), a gray hoodie with red stripes, and a pair of black pants. On his feet, were a pair of black and white sneakers.

I look just like a human. Kish teleported to an alley near Ichigo's school. He walked out, and crossed the street, and was almost hit by a car. Then he ran into Ichigo.

"I'm Ichigo. Who are you?" Ichigo asked.

"I'm um…" Crap! I forgot a fake name. "Chris."

"Do I know you from somewhere? You look sort of familiar."

"I just moved here."

"You look like this guy I know."

"Really, who?"

"You wouldn't know him." I hope you don't.

"Well, who is he?" Don't say Masaya, please don't say Masaya.

"His name is Kish."

Crap! She's onto me! "What looks the same?"

"The eyes and smile." Ichigo sighed. "Your names are similar too."

"Why do you remember his eyes and smile?" Please say something good Ichigo, please!

Ichigo took a moment to reply. "Um… He was really cute, you could get lost in his eyes." Ichigo blushed. Idiot! Why did I say that? Even if it's true!

Yes! She thinks I'm cute! "What ever happened to him?"

"I'm not sure; I haven't seen him in about a month."

"Sounds like you have a crush on him."

Ichigo was now bright red. "I didn't until I broke up with my boyfriend, Masaya." Idiot! Why am I telling him this? I hardly even know him!

Beep (bell for homeroom)

"I gotta go." Ichigo took off to homeroom.

"See ya!" Kish yelled at her.

Ichigo walked into her homeroom, Mr. Dog's classroom, and sat down.

(Note: All teachers are based on actual teachers, names changed)

"We have a new student," Mr. Dog announced, his hand on Kish's shoulder.

"I'm Chris. I was home schooled before I came here." Pie taught me some stuff at home, so it's not totally a lie.

"Who wants to show Chris around the school?" Mr. Dog asked the class.

Nothing happened (you can hear crickets chirping in the background)

"Chris would you like to pick someone?"

"I pick…" Kish dramatically paused. "Ichigo."

"What?" Ichigo thought out loud. Why me? Why not a boy? This is so embarrassing!

"Then it's decided." Mr. Dog began. "Ichigo, you will show Chris around."

Beep (bell for first period)

Chapter3-Period 1, Science

Ichigo and 'Chris' walk into class together.

"Who is this?" Mr. Green, the science teacher asked.

"I'm Chris. I just moved here." Kish explained.

Mr. Green said. "Well you and Ichigo can work together to finish the dioramas of Earth and Venus."

"Fine with me." The 'couple' replied simultaneously, before they began working.

(Fifteen minutes later)

"That doesn't go there." Ichigo told 'Chris.' "It goes here." Ichigo pointed to a spot near the back of the Venus diorama.

Kish placed the rock where she told him to. "Here?"

"Almost." Ichigo began. "A little to the left."

Kish moved the rock.

"Perfect, now Venus is done."

Kish looked at the diorama. It looks like home before the Mew Aqua fixed it. Kish had an odd look on his face.

"What's wrong?"

"It reminds me of this place I've been to."

"No one's ever been to Venus."

"Not Venus, but its far away."

"How far?"

"I'm not sure, you wouldn't know about it." I can't tell you anyway.

"Come on tell me. I told you about Kish." Ichigo gave him the 'sad kitten' eyes.

If I tell her my cover is blown. "It's…"

Mr. Green cut him off. "Less chit chat, you still need to finish Earth."

"He's right." Kish added. Thank you Mr. Green, you saved my cover. "Let's get started."

(Fifteen minutes later)

"Put a little glitter in the ocean," Ichigo semi-commanded him.

Kish sprinkled the glitter onto the blue area, it sparkled like real water.

"Done. You know, you're not a bad listener, for a boy that is."

"You're not a bad leader, for a girl."

Simultaneously, they blushed.

"Well, we still have about ten minutes. What do you want to talk about?" Ichigo asked.

"Tell me more about this Kish guy." What does she really think of me? I wonder.

Why does he want to know so much about Kish? "He has gorgeous yellow eyes. I think I told you that already, did I?"

"You said that you could get lost in eyes or something like that."

"Why do you want to know so much about him?"

"I don't know."

"So where was this place that looks like Venus?" Ichigo tried the 'sad kitten' eyes again.

Think Kish! Think! "It was on this amusement park ride or something." That was close.

"Was it that new 'Travel to Venus' thing at Spaceland?"

"I think." Kish looked at the time. "The bell's gonna ring soon."

"I hate English class, I have it next."

"Me too.'

Beep (bell for second period)

Chapter4-Period 2, English

Kish and Ichigo walked into Mrs. Weasel's (very boring) English class. He walked up to the teacher.

"My name is Chris, I just moved here."

"Pleasure to meet you Chris." The 'bore us to death' teacher greeted him. "Sit here, next to Ichigo."

Kish sat down in the desk.

"Today we will pick partners to interview. Pick someone you would like to know better, so it better not be your best friend." Mrs. Weasel glares at Bill and Bob (first names I could think of) "We will share what we found out about each person at the end of class."

"Ichigo. Do you want to be partners?"

"Okay."

They scoot they're desks close. "Do you want to ask the questions first?" Ichigo asked 'Chris.'

"It doesn't matter."

"Fine, I'll go first." She looked at the first question. "What is your favorite animal?"

You kitten, but a kitten is close enough. "Cats, particularly kittens."

"Me too. Okay, next question, 'What is your favorite color?'" These questions are stupid.

"I like two colors, pink and green."

"Okay, that's a little weird. Next question. 'What is your favorite food?'"

"Strawberries." Kish quickly answered.

"Last question, 'Do you have a crush on anybody, if yes, who?" What!?!?

"I don't know anybody here, except you, and I sort of like you."

Ichigo is red, really red. "Your questions are the same, right?"

"Yeah."

"Okay. Any type of feline. Light pink. Strawberries. And I sort of like you."

Yes! I knew it! "Okay now what?"

"You need to hand in you papers." Mrs. Weasel said, sneaking up on them.

Kish handed her their papers.

"That's the last of them. Listen up I will start top read the papers. Bob likes dogs, the color…"

(Twenty minutes later.)

"Only two more left. Isn't this fun?" The boring teacher said in a lively voice.

Silence (crickets chirp)

"Chris likes kittens, the colors pink and green, strawberries, and has a crush on Ichigo."

Everyone just sat there, staring into space, except Ichigo who was blushing.

"Ichigo likes all felines, the color light pink, strawberries, and has a crush on…"

Beep (bell for period 3)

Thank you bell. Ichigo sighed with relief.