Hi my name is Iloveloonylovegood and if I was a hobo I would smoke fanfic!
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"Harry wait! Don't do it!!!"
"Hermione get off of me, I have to do it… I have to kill him!"
Harry turns around decks Hermione in the face, runs to Hagrid's back door, kicks it in and then, "Avada kedavra!"
"Oh my god, Ron!"
As Harry watches him self pass out Hermione ran at him, speared him then began to claw his face.
"What's happ'n?!"
"Obviously, since your stupid half giant, you wouldn't understand that this is clearly a death eater in disguise!" Hermione yelled at Hagrid,
All of the sudden (Time Turner) Hermione runs in. "It's ok other me we used the time turner."
(Time Turner) Hermione took out her necklace and showed it the Hermione who had stopped clawing (Time Turner) Harry's face but not gotten of him and forced out the words,
"Oh, yeah… silly me." before passing out.
As (Time Turner) Harry struggled out from under from under Hermione Hagrid looked over at (Time Turner) Hermione, puked on Fang and then passed out like everyone else.
(Time Turner) Harry whimpered "Well this is more than slightly awkward."
"Indeed." echoed professor Trelawney's misty voice.
(Time Turner) Harry turned to (Time Turner) Hermione to apologize but before he could open his mouth she slapped him in the face and followed professor Trelawney, (Time Turner) Harry didn't say anything and did the same.
Next chapter is "The Fear of Rats"
I have nothing against half giants or Ron
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