Authors Note: This story was based of me and 2 of my friends role-playing!

Also: It has a few character who are not in Hetalia: Hikari (made up; me), Tsuki (made up; friend), Jigoku (made up, other friend), Kayla (me), Mariah, (Friend) and D'Jae (Other Friend)

Also: Russia/China yaoi in the latter part!

Russia sat in his room, pencil in hand, drawing sunflowers.

Tomorrow is China's birthday! He thought, I have to make him the BEST card ever, da~!

It was about that time that he heard a knock on his door. "Who is it, da~?" He called.

"Brooootheeeerr!" The voice called, "I can't wait any longer! You must marry me, NOW!"

Russia jumped up and immediately ran to the closet and locked the door. "It's not real!" He told himself, "She's not there!"

Belarus opened the door to Russia's room and Russia heard her walk swiftly toward the closet door.

Upon realizing the closet door was locked, she started clawing at the door. "I shall claw out the door between us brother! Please marry me!!!"

Russia, still sitting in fetal position, called out, "Your not there, da~! Chiiiiiiinaaaaaaa~~!!!" He whimpered, "Ukraine! Get in here and control your sister, da~!"

About that time Ukraine walked by, took in the scene, and started crying, "She's your sister too you know!" she called, "Don't blame everything on ME!"

Thinking fast, Russia remembered something, "D-don't even THINK about trying to break the lock, because I had England magically enchant this door so only I can open it!" He called, trying to sound confident in England magic.

Russia heard gears turn and small noises and then the door creaked open just a little, so all you could of Belarus was her left eye and some hair.

About then Kayla walked by the door way accompanied by Mariah and asked to her friend, "How is that even possible…?"

"I…I don't know…BUT IT WAS COOL!!" Mariah answered.

Back in closet, Belarus had Russia in a tight bear hug, she nuzzled her cheek against his, "I love you, brother~!"

Russia looked up at the ceiling, "…England…you…you…LIAR!!!" Russia started crying

Belarus ignored him, "I love you, brother~!" She repeated, "Please marry me~!" She cooed.

Russia tried to call out again, "Someone help! Ukraine! Anyone, da~!"

Ukraine called back from the hall way, choking back her crying, "I don't know! You try and control her!"

"Brooootheeeerr! You love me too, right~?" Belarus inquired.

Russia writhed and broke free and tried to make a run for it.

Belarus let out a creepy giggle and grabbed onto Russia's trailing scarf, "Brother~! You can't escape ME, y'know~?"

Russia was starting to get annoyed and turned on his sister, still sitting on the closet floor, "Let me go! LET ME GO! I won't marry you! WHO THE HELL WOULD?"

Belarus was honestly hurt by her brother's stinging words and loosed her grip on his scarf, and looked up into his beautiful, purple eyes, "…b-brother…"

It took him a moment, but he finally realized how hurtful his words were and he bent down and ruffled his sister's hair. "Hey, I'm sorry…da~! …I-I didn't mean it like that…" He smiled, "I meant that I'm sure that there's a guy out there for you, da~!"

Belarus only half listened, and what SHE heard made her very happy, "So…does that mean you'll marry me!!! I knew you'd see the light one day!!!"

Belarus put her hands on Russia's cheeks and kissed him, standing, she brought Russia up with her. She kept them locked together like that for at least five minutes.

About that time, China walked through the hall, said hello and good bye to Kayla, Mariah, and Ukraine as they scurried down the hall.

He noticed Russia's closest door open, and being one to get annoyed with things like that, went to close it. But what he saw in the closet was way too much for him to bare. "O-oh… I see…" Tears started to well in the Chinese man's eyes. "Good-good bye…" he turned away and started to walk, fast pace, away from the scene in the closet.

Russia pushed out of Belarus' tight embrace, "Now look what you've done, da~!!!" He ran after China.

Tsuki appeared out of the shadows in the closet; vampire fangs glistening in the small light that shown through the barely gaping door, "Well, this shocking."

Belarus looked at the vampire, "H-how long have you…been in here…?

Tsuki shrugged, "A while."

Belarus got up, frightened, and ran after her brother, not once looking back at the closet, "BROTHER!"

Russia caught up with China and jumped into his arms and knocked him down. "Help me!"

China made a small sound as he fell, and pushed him off, "Get off me you fricken CHEATER!!"

Russia got off, and hung his head for a second to take in the accusation, "NO!" He finally said, "It was all her!" he pointed to his sister who was just now entering the room, "I promise…I would never cheat on YOU, da~!"

Belarus picked up a knife from the counter and walked toward couple on the floor, "Brooootheeeerr~! You're not trying to leave me are you? We are married now, you know~!"

Russia stood up, "No we are not~!" He exclaimed.

China was silent, but remained on the floor, he was too afraid to move, because Belarus was right behind him.

Belarus put the knife next to China's neck, "You want your friend to die, brother…?"

"N-no! Bel-belarus! D-don't!" Russia knelled down, feeling utterly defeated, "Fine, I'll marry you, da…" Russia hung his head down.

Belarus pouted, "B-but what's the fun if you just give up, Brother? Our game is fun, and I don't wanna stop playing~!" Belarus smiled happily.

Russia looked up confused, "A-a game…da~?"

China also looked up confused, but still let out a small sigh of relief as Belarus dropped her knife.

Belarus closed her eyes, and tilted her head to the side, much like the way her big brother does a lot, "Of course, Brother~! You're my Brother, why would I REALLY want to marry you? I only want to become on with you, but the marriage thing is just a game!" She ran over and hugged her brother.

Russia smiled and hugged her back, "Okay~! We can be one, da~! And we can continue our game, da~!"

Kayla, Mariah, and D'Jae all walked back into the door way with Ukraine. Tsuki and Hikari came out of the closet.

Kayla looked at Mariah, "So, it was all a game…?"

Mariah looked back, "Uh…I guess…?"

D'Jae stared at the two vampires who all emerged from the closet, "How did all four of them fit in there…?"

She was ignored.

Tsuki watched as Belarus chased Russia around a table laughing happily, although she had picked up the knife and was still hold it in her right hand way above her head as she ran. "Wow…she is…weird…"

The voice inside Tsuki's Head: "Yes, but don't forget! You have a story to write! Stop wasting time!"

Hikari stared as Tsuki crossed her eyes trying to see herself and screamed at nothing, "SHUT UP VOICE! Or I will…I will…dang it! You're a voice! I can't do anything to you!"

Belarus still chased her brother, "You better run, Brother!"

Russia smiled.

Belarus commanded marriage, and Russia denied it.

Jigoku came out of the hall and tried to look into the room to see what was going on. "What happened?"

Tsuki didn't turn, "Long story."

Russia kept running, "Betcha can't catch me, da~!"

China finally decided to get up off the floor and strode over Ukraine and smiled at the watching sister. "Sure is good to see them acting like NORMAL brother and sister!" She said happily.

Jigoku watched as Belarus chased Russia and laughed good humouredly. "Awww, how sweet. They're acting average.

"That's a new thing for Belarus." Tsuki commented.

Belarus tackled Russia, "Now your mine~!"

Russia laughed, "Nooooo! China! Help me, da~!"

China walked over and started to tickle Russia, "Get him Belarus!"

Belarus stared at the Chinese man who was now on her side then joined in on the tickling.

Ukraine continued watching her siblings with loving eyes.

THE END

Kayla turned toward the man in the tux in the corner of the room who held a microphone, "No its not!"

Mariah turned to look too, "Yeah! We wanna keep talking!"

The man in the tux put his hands on his hips in a very girly fashion. "NO! The story ended!"

Kayla and Mariah answered in unison, "SO! Were gonna keep talking!"

Mariah grabbed Kayla's arm and pulled her down the hall, "Come on, Kayla! Let's talk somewhere away from that freaky man in the tux!"

THE END!

"I mean it!" Kayla called back.

The man dropped his voice to barely a whisper, "The end."

End Note: Well, I'm glad to say you successfully wasted however many minutes it took you to read this worth of time! .