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A Day In The Life Of A Witch
by Tellu



8:00 AM: Got everyone out of the house and made a BIG pot of coffee. Left just enough in the pot to spoon out a cup for the Professor, Mimette, Cyprine, Viluy, Pucherol and Eudial at dinner and a piece to chip off for their breakfasts.

8:30 AM: Separated socks ... one pair for each person. Made sure no pairs matched.

9:00 AM: Linted socks. Gathering up small pieces of thread and dust was tedious, but it'll be worth it to see the Professor bite his tie in half and Mimette pull out handfuls of hair tomorrow in frustration and rage.

10:00 AM: Went through other Witches' jewelry boxes and pulled out all jade and emerald encrusted pieces. Put jewelry in own jewelry box. In return, put Venus flytrap in everybody's rooms.

10:30 AM: Made tucks in all of Viluy's underwear and pantyhose to make her think she's gaining weight.

11:00 AM: Borrowed Eudial's good razor blade to take the hem out of Cyprine and Pucherol's draperies. Both are in ribbons.

1:00 PM: Break for lunch, watered plants as I watched As The World Turns.

3:00 PM: Washed Mimette's good white tennis sweater in hot water with Eudial's good red high tops and slacks.

4:00 PM: Invited little Hotaru and her sugary-sweet friend into the laboratory to 'play' with her Viluy's computer programs.

5:00 PM: Put an onion in the oven to let other Witches think dinner was on. Secretly snuck large onion and mushroom pizza up to room and devoured it as I planted more plants.

6:00 PM-3:00 AM: Griped to captive audience of other Witches how hard my day was, and threatened them not to feed them until they heard me out.

12:01 AM: Threw overcooked onion to the Witches. They devoured it in .8 seconds.

12:05 AM: Set Mimette's borrowed curlers in my hair.

12:07 AM: Went to sleep. Tomorrow is another big day.
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