The day Kakashi was on time…
Sasuke challenged Naruto, then he asked Sakura out.
Sasuke was rejected, and stormed off with a pout.
Choji dieted often and Shikamaru fought.
Ino ate so much, that her stomach was pulled taut.
Hinata beat her father soon,
Then she made Naruto swoon,
Shino killed a bug or two,
Kiba thought that cats were cute,
And more bugs Shino slew.
Lee was quiet and aloof,
Neji turned into a goof,
And Tenten cut herself.
Asuma dated Anko,
And Kurenai just screwed up.
During all this Gai was there,
Quietly giving up.
Orochimaru was leader,
Jiraiya went away,
Tsunade was a avid reader,
And stopped drinking herself away,
Sarutobi was a billionaire,
Driving in his truck.
All this madness happened,
Because Kakashi woke up.