How Luke Found Out...

Luke was having a bad month. He had just stabbed in the heart...by Sidious's red lightsaber...again. "I'm telling you Leia! This is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me! I mean...ever since the Incident..." Luke shook his head as he stared at his seemingly undamaged chest.

His best friend, that he lately highly suspected actually is his long lost sister, frowned as she leaned forward to poke him playfully where the injury should have been at. "Maybe its a good thing that you haven't died yet? I mean... since the Incident happened you have been far more aware of the force, and its like you know of danger before the rest of us...even me!" The former princess of Alderraan burst out laughing as she tossed her head back in humor.

Han walked in right then, concern flaring in his eyes as he looked at her. "Um? Leia...?"

"Hey Han." Luke greeted his friend, well he lightly still referred to him as a friend, ever since the Incident three months prior, Han has refused to even acknowledge Luke's presence.

Leia waited patiently for Han to acknowledge Luke, before sighing. "What is it Han?"

"Well...I was thinking things over...and I was just wondering...with how hard these last few months have been without Luke here, how you been holding up?" Han shifted nervously, as if worried about her reaction to that.

Leia burst out laughing, even as Luke rolled his eyes. Seriously? He was just sitting right there in front of Han! "Han...Luke is right here. Honestly! He's been worried sick...you've been ignoring him for the last three months..."

"Princess...Luke's been dead for the last three months. You never showed for his funeral though... and we're all getting really worried about your sanity." Han shifted nervously.

"What?!" Luke and Leia screeched in perfect unison. "Han...listen here...I am right in front of you! Come on! You can't pull this kind of thing on your best friend!" Luke went to slap Han...only for his hand to slip right through him.

Han shivered taking a step back. "Why did it just got cold all of a sudden?"

Leia paled as she looked between the two men. "Probably because Luke just tried to slap you in a sign of humor...but his hand went straight through you...gah! I've been taking a ghost on missions!"

"I'm dead!?" Luke was by now hyperventilating...

"Luke! Calm down! Breathe...never thought I would tell a ghost that." Leia blinked as she attempted to pull Luke down.

"I'm DEAD!?"

"Luke...Han! Now look what you did! Force! Help me calm Luke down!" Leia snapped nearly whacking her boyfriend.

Han's eyes widened as he realized that she wasn't joking. "Luke's been haunting us without knowing he was dead!?" Han paused, before repeating that again. "Luke's been haunting us without knowing he was dead... mwhaha!" Han doubled over laughing.

"I'M dead!?"

Leia planted her hands on her hips as she looked between the two men in the room with her. One was freaking out over his, uh apparent living status...and the other was on the floor laughing. "Han! Knock it off! Honestly...I didn't know he was dead either! I thought everyone was just ignoring him!"

Han stopped at that, though a frown crossed his features. "How did you not know he was dead?! You saw his body same has the rest of us!"

Leia frowned, thinking back to the beginning of this all. "I didn't think it was him...I mean the timeline didn't lined up cause I had just conversed with him over what is now known as the Incident."

"Great...so someone did get Luke's Point of View on it. Wonderful." Han grumbled, crossing his arms.

"I'M DEAD!?"

Leia snapped, slapping, well attempting to slap, her friend. "Luke! We get it! You are one with the Force now! Stop repeating the whole you're dead mantra already!"

Luke blinked, her words washing over him. "Ah man... Leia...I'm your brother."

Leia froze, looking at him, then glancing at Han. Han tilted his head to the side, curious about what is going on. "What did he said?"

"Nothing!" "So...Han. Let's talk about how you better be treating my sis..."

Leia found a nearby wall to bang her head against, while Luke listed hopefully idle threats, not too sure about the haunt you for the rest of your life one though... and Han stood there confused.

A/N: So...what happened was that Cat came up to me and asked if I had noticed that she had updated...then she noticed I was reading. When she asked what I was reading, instead of telling her that I was reading her update, I bluntly told her that Luke just got stabbed in the heart for the fifth time with a lightsaber. And then I continued on to tell her that for some reason, Leia and Sidious were the only ones that could see him. She told me that sounded interesting and left. Once I finished reading her updates (two stories not just one) I quickly typed up this little one shot. It will stay a one shot if you want it to. If you want more...like a chapter one what the incident was...maybe even the missions that Leia took Luke on... send in a REVIEW! I need ten reviews from ten different people to continue this. Also...if I know you in real-life...your reviews don't count towards the ten. Just saying...

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