Woo! The sequel to 'The Drunk and The Hime'! Who's kick-ass!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or it's characters. I do own Hana, Irihi, Aiji and Itsu.
Warnings: Yaoi, violence, sex, m-preg, weirdness, so on.
Chapter One: Watashi Nagai tameni ato Ko. Nimo, za Kisoutengai…Hana Bi-pu? (I Long for a Child. Also, the Bizarre…Nose-Beep?)
"Mmmm…Lee, knock it off. It's too early."
"Neji-koi, you have to get up."
"I don't want to."
"Then I'll have to make you."
"…! Lee! Stop that! I want to sleep!"
"You brought this upon yourself, Neji-koi."
"Ah! Lee! All right, all right! I'm up!" The bushy-browed man grinned and scooted back up to a slightly pouting Neji. He kissed his lover/husbands forehead lovingly.
"You look so cute when you pout, Neji-koi." The Hyuuga blushed slightly and kissed him back. He pressed against the taller male and nuzzled into his chest, inhaling the scent that was Lee. He smelled woodsy and safe. Trailing a finger along one of the many scars his lover had, he sighed sadly.
"Neji-koi? What's wrong?"
"Nothing Lee."
"Are you regretting marrying me?" More shocked than he had ever been, Neji tilted his head to stare at Lee, mouth open.
"Where the Hell did you get an idea like that? I've never been more happy in my life!"
"Then why are you sad?" The Hyuuga flinched and went back to resting on Lee's chest.
"I just…I want so much to be able to give you a child. I feel like I'm failing you somehow by not being able to bear a child for you." Now it was Lee's turn to look shocked.
"Neji-koi…you could never fail me. I'll admit I want a child, but if I had to choose between having a child and having you, I would choose you in a heartbeat. I love you very much, and nothing will ever change that." Neji smiled happily and burrowed further into Lee's protective arms. After a few more minutes of cuddling, Lee forced them both out of bed.
"We have to meet up with Hiashi-san today. I think he wanted to tell you something." Selecting a clean outfit for himself and Lee, Neji glanced over his shoulder.
"You don't mind, do you?"
"Mind what?"
"If my uncle and I have a private talk."
"Of course not! I can play with Hinata's son, Itsu." The brunette nodded in thought as he dressed.
"That's right. He's almost five, isn't he?" Lee nodded and pulled on his green spandex uniform. Neji rolled his eyes and shook his head, grinning. Lee loved that outfit to death. Even though he had lost a bit of Gai-ness over the years, he had retained the outfit. The leg warmers were dark blue now instead of florescent orange. The outfit, however, was still the same. Neji had become an expert at getting it off. And it only took him a year to find the tiny, tiny zipper in the back. The two made a quick breakfast (fruit, toast and honey and orange juice) and left their house together. The house next to theirs was Naruto's. After he, Gaara and Sasuke had married (it had been an interesting wedding), they moved in next to Neji and Lee. Gaara turned over being Kazekage to Kankurou, who took it in stride. At the moment, Naruto and Gaara were curled up together on the porch swing.
"Good morning you two!"
"Good morning Naruto. Gaara." The sand nin grunted a reply and went back to nuzzling Naruto's hair. The blonde reached up to pet him, still smiling.
"Where are you two headed so early in the morning?"
"We're going to go see my uncle. He said he wanted to see me for something." Naruto nodded, shifting a bit so he was in a better position to begin making out with Gaara.
"Have fun." The couple nodded and left the pair to their own devices.
"Oi! I walk away for five minutes and you two start sucking each others faces!"
I AM A LINE PLEASE IGNORE ME BECAUSE I AM JUST A LINE
"Oji-san!" Hiashi looked up from playing with his grandson and smiled.
"Ah, Neji-kun!" Hinata, whom had been repairing her son's pants, looked up and smiled.
"It's so nice to see you again, Neji-onii-chan. And you too, Lee-onii-chan." Neji bent down to kiss Hinata's forehead. Lee repeated the action and picked up his nephew.
"Lee-oji-san!" The bushy-browed male smiled.
"Hello Itsu-kun! Look at how big you're getting!" The boy squealed with laughter as Lee spun him around. Hiashi sent Hinata a cryptic look and she nodded.
"Sweetie, why don't you go get your new shuriken to show to Lee-oji-san? He can look at them while we have tea and sweet buns." The boy cheered and ran off as Hinata escorted Lee inside. She sent Neji a look before closing the door behind her. Neji sat across from his uncle, feeling a little uncomfortable. Usually when he went to see Hiashi, Lee was with him. It had been several years since he had talked to the man face-to-face, alone. Hiashi seemed to sense this and began talking.
"Itsu's fifth birthday is tomorrow."
"I know. Kiba-san was kind enough to prepare everything for Hinata-sama and Itsu-san. He really does want to make up for the fact that Hinata-sama could not be married to the father of her child."
"Yes, but he also does it to show Itsu that just because he's married to Shino, doesn't mean that he doesn't love him and Hinata." Neji nodded and shifted uncomfortably. The concentration of the conversation was children, which Neji could not have.
"Oji-san, I don't mean to accuse you of anything, but are you disappointed that I married Lee-kun?" The man looked taken aback.
"Not at all, Neji! I'm quite happy that you managed to break the tradition of marrying inside the clan. I'm also happy that Hinata was able to bear a child that was not completely Hyuuga. It's a sign of change for the better." Neji couldn't help it. He blurted out what was running across his mind.
"Then why did you start talking about what you know I'm already aware of?" The man chuckled and began forming jutsu seals.
"Did you know, several centuries ago, the Hyuuga family was over ninety percent male?"
"No, I didn't."
"Women with the right bloodline limit were scarce. So the men of the Hyuuga clan had to find alternative means to carry on the clan, while still keeping the blood relatively pure. How do you suppose we did that?"
"Uh…" Apparently, Hiashi had finished. He formed the last seal and reached forward, touching Neji briefly on the nose. The mark that was still branded on his forehead tickled for a second or two before settling. Neji blinked in surprise and touched his forehead tentatively while his uncle stood.
"That's all I wanted to talk to you about. Come; let's go get some of Hinata's sweet buns before Itsu steals them all. That boy eats more than his father." As Hiashi walked inside, Neji sat frozen on porch. After a few seconds, Lee came out and knelt next to him.
"Neji-koi?"
"…I think my uncle just nose-beeped me."
I AM A LINE PLEASE IGNORE ME BECAUSE I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A LINE
"…We have to get up."
"Nn." Neji chuckled and shifted so that he was between Lee's legs, lying on his stomach.
"Don't want to get up, do you?" Smiling, Lee shook his head. Still grinning, Neji lazily danced two fingers up Lee's bare chest, reaching his chin.
"But if we don't get up, we won't make it to Itsu-chan's birthday party. And that would crush him." Lee crossed his eyes to watch Neji's fingers dance up his nose and to his forehead where they stopped and played with a piece of his hair.
"Mm. That it would."
"So. We have to get up." Sticking his tongue out, the bushy-browed male grinned as Neji gently licked it.
"All right. But you owe me." Sitting up, Neji grinned seductively and traced a finger along his chest, weaving over his abs and down to his stomach.
"Hmm…I'll think of something." As the two dressed, Lee tried to figure out what had been so different last night. The sex was great, of course, but it was just…better, for some reason. Shrugging it off, the two left for the home of the Hyuuga clan. Naruto met up with them, dragging a reluctant Sasuke and Gaara behind him.
"Why do I have to go?"
"I told you! Hinata-chan is our friend and we should be there for her son's birthday! Good morning Neji and Lee!"
"Good morning Naruto. Gaara and Sasuke are reluctant to come, I take it." Happily, Naruto fell instep beside Neji, still holding onto his two companions.
"They don't have a choice. If they don't come, they'll have to fight over who gets to sleep on the sofa because they won't be sleeping with me." Both males snapped up and caught up to Naruto so that they weren't being dragged.
"Wonderful day for a birthday party." The blonde winked at Neji, mouthing the word 'easy'. The group of five headed for Hinata's house, chatting to each other. Actually, Naruto, Neji and Lee did the chatting. Gaara and Sasuke stayed silent. As they arrived, they greeted the other guests and placed their gifts among the growing pile. Kiba, holding Itsu on his shoulders, welcomed them in. Hinata kidnapped Neji and Naruto to talk about more feminine things, along with Temari, Tenten, Sakura, Ino and Moegi. Neji missed the grin on his uncle's face.
End of Chapter One
Okay, time to explain things:
Hinata and Kiba are not married. Kiba is married to Shino. Hinata merely asked Kiba to father her child because she trusts him. She's not married to anyone (yet).
'Oji' means uncle in Japanese.
Also, I was too lazy to work out the Gaara's the Kazekage thing, so I just gave it to Kankurou.
I think that's about it.