Waking with a wet hand slapping your face, is not fun. I repeat not fun. It's disgusting, for fuck sake! Why the hell did they put me together with this baby! Actually where am I? Blinking the sleepiness out of my eyes, i tried to look around, then realized everyrhing is huge and i am trapped with a disgusting baby, who is still touching me with wet hands! So, since i can barely move, and i can only make these really shitty noises, i decided to scream my head off until someone tells me what is happening. Oh look, the other baby is screaming with me. Wait, are we the same size? Oh. Oh fuck no. Shit, if we're the same size- well then i screamed in horror rather than annoyance and blacked out at some part.
The second time, i awoke, i realised that we weren't newborns, maybe ariund 6months of age. And i loved crawling, spanner not so much. Oh isnt it goddamn awesome? My brother's name is spanner. Apparently he's older than me so imma call him niichan(why do i want to call him elder brother in japanese? How do i even know japanese?), even though everyone is speaking german, and shit, if my friend (who? who? Whoisthat? whowhowhowho?!) didn't speak it, it'd all be 'blah blah blah' not 'blah cute blah baby blah hungry? blah' so yeah, understand some random words. Sometimes they'd also speak Italian which is great because for some reason, i could understand it so much better. Why do they even speak german?
Well my past time, is to look at spanner. There was only 1 door and 2windows in our room. The windows were too high for me to look outside, besides that we have this soft carpet to crawl around and a bunch if toys. Spanner likes the toys which allow him to make something, makes me feel like my niichan is a genius, i play with him because it helps my arm coordination. And stuff, daily exersice! Yep! Though spanner doesn't seem to mind how i spend my time, crawling or staring at him, half the time he's trying to huge me and annoy me anyway! He can deal with being watched at the least! And the great thing is, spanner rarely cries! Plus they always have some sort of tv show going around in the background so we can pick up the language. I dont know if our parents are busy or something but i dont think we've met them yet, i havent seen anyone with simliar features to spanner, so far someone comes in 4 times a day at the very same time everytime, and feeds plus checks on us. This is great place for a child to grow up. Yep!
Sometimes spanner and i would chat together, by that i mean making sounds, me trying to make words and spanner spitting everywhere while trying, whatever. We're great siblings and i'm going to be the best younger sister spanner will get!