Legolas' secret shame no.1#
"LEGOLAS OPEN THIS DOOR!" demanded Aragorn, pounding on the Rivendale bathroom door.
"I'm in the shower" the elves voice wafted through the wood
"Like hell you are! I can't even hear any running water!" the Ranger yelled back
From behind the door there was the sound of someone quickly turning the tap on.
"Legolas you're not fooling anyone, just open the door!"
Silence.
Fine, thought Aragorn. He took a few steps back and then slammed his entire body into the door which swung open depositing the ranger on the bathroom floor.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" cried Legolas, bottles of peroxide fell off the sink and started to spill all over the ground. The elf sank to the floor sobbing.
Aragorn rushed forward to comfort the elf.
"I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrryyy" he wailed and started sobbing into Aragorn's shirt.
"It's all right" soothed Aragorn, pulling Legolas close "We don't care that you're not a natural blond. Your still the number one elf as far as the fellowship is concerned"
er, sorry about that, its kinda late and I'm kinda insane with all the stress around here exams and all.
"LEGOLAS OPEN THIS DOOR!" demanded Aragorn, pounding on the Rivendale bathroom door.
"I'm in the shower" the elves voice wafted through the wood
"Like hell you are! I can't even hear any running water!" the Ranger yelled back
From behind the door there was the sound of someone quickly turning the tap on.
"Legolas you're not fooling anyone, just open the door!"
Silence.
Fine, thought Aragorn. He took a few steps back and then slammed his entire body into the door which swung open depositing the ranger on the bathroom floor.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" cried Legolas, bottles of peroxide fell off the sink and started to spill all over the ground. The elf sank to the floor sobbing.
Aragorn rushed forward to comfort the elf.
"I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrryyy" he wailed and started sobbing into Aragorn's shirt.
"It's all right" soothed Aragorn, pulling Legolas close "We don't care that you're not a natural blond. Your still the number one elf as far as the fellowship is concerned"
er, sorry about that, its kinda late and I'm kinda insane with all the stress around here exams and all.