Top Ten reasons why I Chris McClean HATE Ezekiel

Disclaimer-Don't own Total Drama.

A/N-It's well known that Chris McClean is not fond of Ezekiel for no apparent reason other then he's Ezekiel, so I'm giving him some reasons to really loathe Zeke!

That's right! From Chicken pox party to the Big and Not Big Ray I'm gonna torment the hell out of the host! XD Also references to past seasons may be made and any of the 22 characters from Total Drama Island (22 NOT 24 and besides Zeke) will appear….

But who and when…NOT telling! :D

So without further ado…let the Chris ranting (in italics) begin! :D

You know over the course of the many seasons of Total Drama, I Chris McClean have had the pleasure of crowning more than a few teenagers the Kings or Queen of Total Drama Whatever!

But for every shining diamond there are an endless bunch of wannabee glass ones!

This brings me to the dirtest of the bunch, Ezekiel! Or rather IT the demented creature freak who used to be a semi human. I mean what's not to NOT like about IT? He's chauvinist, He's ugly, He's a country hick, He's ugly, He doesn't know when to quit, he's ugly and did I mention he's ugly AND he takes up way too much camera time?!

And if that wasn't enough a reason to lovingly ban the misogynic cling on from any future shows and erasing each and every reminder of said freak, turns out IT creature formerly known as the Homeschool LOOOSER no one cares about…actually HAS people who care about it! I mean who knew right?

When it comes right down to it besides the usual normal Ezekiel traits, being an ugly homeschooled brainless hick…there are actually ten count them TEN different reasons why I Chris McClean HATE double underline highlight HATE and I mean HAAAATE Ezekiel!

And just cause I feel like it I'm going to list them all! Starting with Reason number 1…The Pumpkin Patch!

Imagi's Ramblings: Prelude short and sweet! The reason why Chris hates Ezekiel and Pumpkin Patches are up next! And be prepared…he will rant (italiacs)…schemes will be thwarted and he will be tormented! XD

This is also planned as a DAILY update story so stay tuned for the DAILY torture of Chris McClean! Also torment ideas welcomed! ;)

Imagi