"Okay, you can come out now." Bella whispered. Edward slowly opened the closet door and came and sat by her.

"You really do have a very nice closet." He commented.

She just stared at him. "Ya, my clothes really like it."

"Seriously, it's quite roomy; it could almost be like a living room or something."

Okay, now she was starting to get a bit weirded out. "Umm, sure, except for the fact that it is a CLOSET! Jeez, are you like R. Kelly now? Do you wanna be trapped in a closet?"

"No, it's just very cozy in there."

"Edward! You do realize you are talking about a place I keep all my clothes?"

"Yes, it smells very nice in there also." He was losing his mind.

"Well, if you like it so much, why don't you just live there?" She was definitely freaked out now.

"Humm, there's an idea!" He got a very disturbing look in his eyes. She just went to her bed and went to sleep. His arms wrapped around her, she snuggled deep into his chest.

When she woke up, she noticed that Edward wasn't there. That was unusual.

She took a shower and went to her closet to get some clothes. She was humming her favorite song. She was getting into it.

"If I die and go to hell real soon
it will appear to me as this room.
And for eternity I lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned,
with the pillow under my head.

I'd be chatting on the interweb;
maggots pray upon the living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said.
On the phone every day,
I'll permanently hit the hay.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

At this rate,
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.

You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall.
But I call and I call and I call.

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.

(Woah!)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep."

By now, she was dancing around like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. She even only had her underwear and bra on. Man! Did she love this song! She opened her closet door and screamed.

There was Edward, holding out a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. A very cheesy grin was on his face, he looked her up and down a couple of times.

"Good Morning Gorgeous! "

She could safely talk again. "You scared me!"

He laughed, but immediately stopped when he saw her face. "I'm sorry, I only wanted to surprise you. And I thought if I hid in the closet it would be funnier, because you obviously think I have some weird obsession with your closet."

"Why don't you just go back in then?" She grabbed the clothes from his hands and shoved him back in the closet, slamming the door in his face.

Vampires can be so weird sometimes.

Whoever can guess who sings the song gets to spend a day with Edward in Bella's closet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!