Disclaimer: I have never been to Disney channel in my life, and I'm actually writing this story – do I sound like I own Sonny with a chance?!?

I may not have a great IQ,

I may seem stupid without a script;

But I see the way he stops and stares -

When she walks past without a care.

I understand things he doesn't,

Why he smiles after their fights,

The way he bumps into her now and again –

The way he bites his lip when he says her name.

I've given up hope that he thinks of me,

When all he thinks about is her;

I know it seems like something stupid to say –

But I honestly do prefer it that way.

No one sees the things I do,

Like how he loves her and she loves him,

And how much painful effort it takes to play cupid.

So I can only hope that some one will read this and think – Portlyn Mariano is not so stupid.