"Come on!" Hidan yelled as he gave Tobi a piggyback ride. "You're really heavy Tobi."

He complained. "Tobi sais horsie needs to go faster." Tobi said. "Why did we have to go on this

stupid misson anyways, un?" Their friend Deirdara whined. "I've never been to this part of the

forest." Deirdara said as he looked around curiosly. "Quit being as asshole and see if someone is

stalking us." Hidan said as he felt someones presance near by. Just the Hidan's nose bumped into a

foot. "What the...AHHHHHH!" Hidan yelled as he went flying into a tree because of a kick.

Deirdara quickly caught Tobi and watched Hidan yell "I'm fine, thanks!" Hidan looked up and saw

a beautiful girl had kicked him in the nose. The girl has an amazing talent for sewing but had no

money. "Who the hell are you? Molly, there's a tresspasser!" A girl walked out of a small den

and looked at Hidan still smashed into the tree. "Relax Lunna, they won't hurt us." Lunna walked up

to Hidan and looked him in the purple eyes and said "Sorry I kicked you." Then she softly

kissed him on the lips. After she pulled away Hidan was blushing like crazy.

"Oh my jashin..." he whispered. "That's new Hidan." Deirdara joked.

Lunna only giggled as his face turnded darker and darker shades of red staring at Lunna. "What?"

Lunna asked. "You're really pretty." He responded. Hidan stuttered through every word he said to

Lunna. Deirdara rolled over on the floor laughing at Hidan. Hidan started yelling at him. They

started arguing and yelling at each other. A girl walked outside and grabbed both Hidan's and

Deirdara's boxer waistbands and pulled upwards as hard as she could. She lifted the two off the

ground. The boys shut up and struggled trying to free them selves. "I don't care who you are nore

do I know you but no one wakes me up. I'm gonna make this as painful as possible." She said.

"Don't stuggle, it only makes it more painful." Lunna said. "Go Sam!" Molly shouted. Molly loved to

see her sisters give people wedgies. Then Sam threw the boys towards a tree and that was it.

"What was that? You're going soft Sam." Molly complained. "No, I just think Blondie over there is

cute." Sam replied. "MY NAME IS DEIRDARA, UN!" Deirdara shouted. He hated it when people called him blondie or

worst, mistaked him for a girl. Sam kissed Deirdra on the lips and grabbed a throwing star and

nailed it in the tree, inches away from killing him. "Oh, and by the way blondie, mess with me and

you're my next target for throwing stars." Sam said. "I- h-are you o.k?" Lunna asked. Lunna walked

in and changed into something newer she had.

Hidan stared and stared at her. "What are staring at?" Lunna asked. "Damn, you're cute." He said.

"You're sweet." Lunna said blushing.