Don't own, Nope. Wish I dod though...
Keitaro was walking down the stairs on his way to lunch. Not looking where he was going he tripped over an empty bottle of sake. The bottle went flying and Keitaro started to fall backwards. What happened next was a very common occurrence at the Hinata Inn. Keitaro reached back to grab onto something to keep his balance. He found that something in the right breast of Naru. What happened next could only be described as 'odd.' Even for the Hinata Inn. The Keitaro looked back and saw what he was grabbing. He removed his hand as Naru gave a shrill whistle. The rest of the crew came out of the dining room and stood there looking up at Keitaro and Naru who hadn't moved.
In a calm voice Naru said one word, "Charges."
"Innocent." Keitaro replied.
Still calm Naru looked down at the rest of the crew. "While Keitaro and I were walking down the stairs he purposely reached back and groped my chest with an extremely hard grip."
"As Naru and I were walking down the stairs I slipped on a bottle and fell back accidentally using Naru's breast to recover my balance." Keitaro shot back.
Naru looks a little bothered by Keitaro's rendition of events but continues on. "Naru's shirt. Examination. Shinobu."
Shinobu looks scared but walks up to Naru and looks at her shirt. She gives a slight swoon but gives everyone her findings. "Um… Her, err… Naru's shirt is wrinkled as if somebody had grabbed it and squeezed."
"None" Keitaro said in a calm voice.
She looks sadly at Keitaro as she walks back down the stairs. In a voice that only Keitaro come hear she whispered "Sorry."
Naru looked impassively down at the group. "End."
"Sake Bottle. History. Mitsune" Keitaro didn't look to bothered by the evidence that had been brought against him. As he said this he pointed to the sake bottle that now lay on the floor quite a ways from the stairs.
Kitsune thought for a second before replying. "I remember drinking it last night but I don't remember anything after that."
Naru kept a poker face as she replied "None."
Keitaro looked scared for a second before pulling himself together. "Stairs. History. Shinobu."
Shinobu seemed to glow for a second. "I noticed a sake bottle on the way down from informing Keitaro and Naru about lunch. I was planning to pick it up after lunch."
Naru looked at Shinobu and in a hard voice asked, "Could it have been moved between the time that you saw it and the time we came down?"
"No." Shinobu seemed very sure of herself.
"Noises in the hall. History. Motoko."
"I heard a loud sound that could have been glass hitting wood, an intake of breath and then the call to trial." Motoko had kept her face impassive the whole time that she gave her report.
Naru actually looked rather happy at the way that things were turning out. "None" was all that she said however.
Keitaro seemed to relax as he said, "End."
Naru sighed. She seemed rather reluctant to say what she was going to say. However she said it anyway. "Keitaro was being perverted again."
"It was just an accent." Keitaro seemed to hear the sadness Naru's voice and began to look depressed himself.
The rest of the gang was silent for a couple seconds. Then simultaneously all help up one finger. Well all but Shinobu. She just held up a closed fist. Both Naru and Keitaro looked surprised.
The group looked at each other and Shinobu looked very upset. Motoko raised her hand and the others nodded.
Motoko looked at the two and said impassively, "Keitaro must apologise for touching Naru's Breast."
Shinobu looked relieved and Naru nearly burst out laughing.
Keitaro turned to look at her for the first time since the accident. "Sorry Naru."
Su just grinned. "Come on guys! Lets eat!"
Quit random two shot inspired by the title: "Justice for all Even for Keitaro"
Second part will show how this came to be.