Chris: Hey people! We are at the airport for our first episode of TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR! For this season, we're gonna have some old contestants and some new ones. First up we have Ezekiel *looks over to the bus that hasn't opened yet.* Ahem… Ezekiel *doors open revealing Zeke.*
Ezekiel: Hey Chris. Glad to be back eh.
Chris: Yeah, glad to be back *forces a smile.* Next up is our favorite and only bookworm, NOAH!
Noah: *comes out reading a book, as always.*
Chris: How are you doing man?
Noah: Yeah, whatever *walks away*
Chris: Oookkay… Bridgette!
Bridgette: Hey Chris! *High fives him* Great to be back!
Chris: Love the enthusiasm. Next up, let's welcome Lindsay!
Lindsay: Where are we? *gasps* Are we going to the circus?
Chris: Um, no. We're not.
Lindsay: Oh. Then where are we?
Chris: *face-palm* The airport.
Lindsay: Ooh, are we going to the circus when we land?
Chris: *Ignores Lindsay completely* Next, we have Miss Queen Bee, Heather.
Heather: *waves to everyone in a Queen-like fashion.*
*Cricket noises*
Heather: Jeez, you people have no respect for the best. *Walks away.*
Lindsay: Diva.
Chris: That's the first smart thing you've said since you got here, Linds. Next, we have the Codemeister.
Cody: What's up Chris? *Does a fist pound*
Chris: I'm good. Next we have Beth.
Beth: Hey everyone! It's great to be back! *Walks over to Lindsay.*
Chris: I see you've gotten your braces off.
Beth: *Nods.*
Chris: Next, we have my past intern and now contestant, Alejandro.
Alejandro: *Shows his sparkling, white teeth and walks over to the competitors*
*Girls almost faint.*
Chris: Next, we have our delinquent, DUNCAN!
Duncan: *Scoffs and walks away*
Chris: Next, she's back for the third season, here comes… Gwen!
Gwen: Hey guys! I hope this season isn't as bad as season one and season two.
Chris: We shall see Gwen. We shall see. *Smirks evilly*
Gwen: *Terrified*
Chris: LESHAWNA!
Leshawna: Come on Harold! The bus has stopped five minutes ago. No need to be scared anymore.
Chris: And Harold!
Harold: *Walks, no, runs out of the bus.* Finally!
Leshawna: *sighs and shakes her head.*
Chris: Next, Ooowen!
Owen: *farts* Oopsy! Must be that burrito I ate earlier. I forgot how I get when I eat them.
Chris: *Holds his nose* Jeez Owen! Why don't you hold it in a bit? The bathroom is in the plane. And last but um, not least. Iz- I mean E-Scope!
Izzy: *Backflips till she hits the ground.* Hey! E-Scope in da HOUSE! I mean, da AIRPORT!
Chris: *Shakes head.* That's all for the old casts. Now for the newbies coming in from Surfer's Paradise.
*A bus shaped like a dolphin drives in.*
Chris: There they are. First off, we have Reef.
*Doors open to reveal a brownish-reddish haired guy carrying a surfboard.*
Reef: Hey peeps! Great to be here. Hey Chris! *High fives Chris*
Chris: Hey man! Next up, we have Fin!
Fin: Man, I hope we get to go to a beach or something. *Walks over to the group of contestants.* Hey guys!
Everyone: HEY!
Chris: Next, we have Lo.
*A girl with long light-brown hair with purple sunglasses on and a yellow sundress steps out of the bus.*
Lo: Wow! I can't believe I'm on a show! Again Daddy, I love you! (Even though he isn't here.) *Runs over to the contestants.*
Cody: Wow… she looks so pretty. *Has a dreamy look in his eyes.*
Noah: *Rolls his eyes.*
Chris: Next, we have Emma!
*A girl with mahogany colored hair and orange highlighted hair in a pink tank top and pink shorts steps off the bus with a purple surf board under her arms*
Emma: Hey guys! It's great to be here!
Noah whispers: Of course she says that. *Still reading his book.* She hasn't seen ANYTHING yet.
Chris: Next up, we got TY!
*HOT guy with light-brown hair, tanned skin, camera in one hand and surf board in the other. He steps out of the bus. A couple of girls actually fainted. Emma was using Lo's shoulders for support.*
Emma tells herself: Breathe Emma. Just breathe.
Lo: *Rolls her eyes.*
Beth whispers to Lindsay: Two hot guys are too much for me right now.
Lindsay whispers back: I know. Now that Taylor and I broke up, I can actually be with another now. Being single is awesome!
Chris: And lastly, Broseph.
*Has dark skin and blonde hair (doesn't really fit but that's how it is). Has a surf board in hand.*
Gwen: What kind of name is Broseph?
Broseph: It's the word Bro *takes one finger out from his right hand* and Joseph *takes one finger from left hand* together *brings both fingers together till they touch from the sides.*
Duncan: Cool name.
Broseph: Thanks bro. Duncan, right?
Duncan: Yep.
Chris: Ok! It's another chance to win a million big ones on TOTAL… DRAMA… WORLD TOUR!
(Theme music plays. A/N I feel like I should type down the lyrics so… yeah).
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see
I want to be famous!
I want to live close to the sun
Well, pack your bags cause I've already won.
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
Cause I want to be famous
Nananana nananana nanananananana
I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous
I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous!
[Whistle's to theme]