In this story, Roxas brings some serenade (mariachi) to Naminè, there are 5 mariachis and these ones are no other but Demix, Axel, Luxord, Saix, and the Superior Xemnas.
Let this story begins...
Did I already mention Roxas is drunk in this fic... if I havent, now you know.
Lets get it stared.
MxxM
Roxas and some members of the Organization were in a bar. Everyone was drinking, but no one take it to serious, well, anyone but Roxas, to cut a long story short... Roxas was wasted.
Roxas decide to show how much he loves Namine, so he convince some menbers of the Organization to help him to sing a song to her in a Mexican clasic way... with a serenade.
He got some mariachi instruments and gave them to Demix, Axel, Luxord, Saix, and the Superior Xemnas.
They got to Namines window in the middle of the night so they can sing to her (A/N you know, the thing about waking the girl with a romantic song) OH, and by the way, Roxas buy a pistol and put it on his waist just like the typical Mexican guy. After all what do you expect, he was the hell wasted.
The 5 members form a little group preparing to sing. While Roxas turns to them and start to speak with the drunkest voice you can imagine ''Now guys, tonigth I bring serenade to my blondie, its an original composition... OK FUCKERS, WHERES THE SONG I TOLD YOU TO COMPOSE FOR MY WOMAN!! '' he said really, really irritated.
Demix was holding a little guitar to play in his hands and tell him ''Well Roxas, here I have it, ready to sing it to your woman ''
(SHOT)
But before he could finish, Roxas shoot at him with his gun, and a death Demix falls to the floor.
Roxas stare at him ''Only I can tell woman to my woman asshole'' at this, the other members get a little scare about what just happen.
Then Roxas demand ''Whats the name of the song then''
Axel had some maracas on his hands and tell him a little bit scare ''Well... the songs call ' beautiful blondie' , and...
Roxas interrupt him ''Whoa,Whoa,Wait... What do you mean beautiful? ''
''Uhh ?''
Roxas stare at him ''You like my woman or what?
Axel get a little bit scare ''No Roxas... ''
''AH YOU DONT LIKE HER !! ''
''What ... ''
''YOU THINK SHES UGLY ''
''No Roxas...''
(SHOT)
Roxas stare at Axels death bodie ''Don't play games with me''
Luxord was a holding a trumpet and tell him ''What do you want us to tell you Roxas ''
Roxas stare at him ''Well... that shes beautiful, but that you doesn't like her ''
Luxord was shock ''But that's exactly what he tell you Roxas ''
Roxas stare at him again ''You don't tell me what to do... I do what I want ''
(SHOT)
Now Roxas stare at Saix and Xemnas ''What does the song say then, Bitcho ''
Saix was holding a clarinet... he talk to Roxas ''The right way to said it is bitch ''
''Bitcho is in masculine, Bitcho''
''Yeah, but the word is in feminine, Roxas''
''You know what I think... I think you're a sissy ''
''WHAT !! ''
''Take this you pussy''
(SHOT)
''That happen to you for wussie, dumbshit ''
Now Roxas stare at the only member that was with him ''HEY YOU, START THE FREAKING SONG THEN''
Xemnas was holding a little guitar,the same size as an ukelele he was so nervous that he was sweating, but he get strength, clear is throat, and in a very Mexican voice, he start singing ''you are my beautiful blondie ''
(SHOT)
''SHES MINE GODDAMNIT... CRAP, you can't hire good mariachi these days (he stare at you) what are you looking at, you think is funny... then SCREW YOU!! ''
(he SHOOT at you)
MxxM
There it is... hope you like it... now push the purple button... Come On, You Know You Want To. :P