Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, Newsies, Animorphs, any of the
characters from Tortall and Emelan, Everworld Big Wolf on Campus, Buffy,
Three Ninjas or Ducks. The only characters I own are Ella and Arcadia.
Cast list:
Ella (My Wonderful Imagination!)
Spot Conlon (Newsies)
Snitch (Newsies)
Dutchy (Newsies)
Faleron of King's Reach (Tortall)
Veralidaine Sarrasi (Tortall) /Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
Jake (Animorphs)
Rachel (Animorphs)
April (Everworld)
Jalil (Everworld)
Briar Moss (Emelan)
Sandrilene fa Toren (Emelan)
Adam Banks (Ducks)
Tammy Duncan (Ducks)
Senna (Everworld)
Sarah Jacobs (Newsies)
Rocky Douglas (Three Ninjas-Original)
Riley Finn (Buffy)
Stacey (Big Wolf On Campus)
Merton .J. Dingle (Big Wolf On Campus)
And Arcadia The Voice
Guest Appearances:
Billie Piper
David (Everworld)
Fred and George Weasley (Harry Potter)
Teams:
Bears
Adam Banks
Dutchy
Riley Finn
Stacey
Tammy Duncan
Cobras
April
Rocky Douglas
Briar Moss
Senna
Jake (animorphs)
Wildcats
Snitch
Ella
Veralidaine Sarrasi/ Ron Weasley
Faleron Of King's Reach
Sarah Jacobs
Wolves
Merton .J. Dingle
Spot Conlon
Rachel
Jalil
Sandrilene fa Toren
Clear Skies And Calm Waters!!!
Spot jumped, a few minutes ago he had been standing on Brooklyn Docks, next to East River, now he was standing in a room. As he looked around the room, he saw Dutchy and Snitch, two Manhattan Newsies standing beside him.
"Where da hell is we?" He asked the two enquiringly, Dutchy shrugged, Snitch looked curiously at the wall
behind Spot. Spot turned to see what Snitch was staring at.
"What is it?" Snitch asked quietly
"Dunno, but dat's Jack, and look dere's one of youse two." Dutchy exclaimed in surprise. "Hey look and dere's me! What am I doin' on dere den? An' what is it?"
"I already said dat." Snitch said indignantly, hitting Dutchy with his hat. Spot rolled his eyes at the two Newsies as they started to fight.
"I never said you can fight, quit it." Spot spun round, looking for the girl whom had spoken. "You won't find me!" She laughed as the Newsie looked under the desk and chairs.
"Where is ya?"
"Behind you." Spot trying in vain to see the owner of the voice, whirled round so fast, that he fell over.
"I'm Arcadia, and your all sitting or at least standing in my study, enjoying yourselves?" Dutchy was staring at the pictures. "That's the screen saver for my computer, and your in my fanfic. I think that covers the where you ares, now the whys would come next right?" Snitch and Spot nodded at her, Dutchy was still too enthralled with the computer to answer.
"Well I can't answer that, I just decide to bring you here, oh and...." She paused, just to give it effect, and the three newsies breathes all caught in their throats. She laughed again. "You guys are so funny, the way you just held your breathes when I stopped talking. Where was I? oh yeah pausing for effect… and..." She stopped again.
"And what?" Spot yelled, he was getting agitated with the girl he couldn't see.
"You'll just have wait and see." She said her voice annoyingly sing songy. And with that, the ground underneath the Newsies feet vanished. Spot and Dutchy landed on a small Island in the middle of the large lake, Snitch however wasn't so fortunate, he landed in the lake, and he couldn't swim. As he started to thrash around in the water, a small rubber ring dropped into the water beside him. Snitch who was so panicked, didn't notice it.
"Take the ring, you idiot!" A small girl who was standing on the bank of the island screamed across to him, Snitch continued to thrash around aimlessly, and the small girl started to get annoyed.
"By Lakik what is he a complete fool."
"Why are you swearing by Lakik?" Arcadia asked the girl curiously, her invisible eyebrows raised.
"Your the one that put me with that cute kid in Emelan last week remember?" The girl replied.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that." Arcadia said then looking at Snitch added "Okay just jump in and get him Ella, I don't think he understands the idea of holding that ring."
Spot was so busy watching the girl and the voice's discussion, that it hadn't occurred to him to go in and save his friend, and Dutchy was trying to work out just where the computer screen with his picture on it had gone to. "Hey computer, where'd you go?" Dutchy's voice faded, as he followed a path with a large sign saying 'Computers This Way' in large italic letters.
"Hey Dutch." Spot turned to talk to Dutchy "Hey where'd ya go?" He noticed the sign, which now read 'Want Dutchy? Follow This Path' and a large arrow pointing the way, Spot shrugged, and followed it.
"He must be here if da sign says so."
Ella pulled Snitch out of the water, and dragged him up the bank, she was soaking wet, and extremely irritated.
"Why'd you have to drop him in the water?" She asked Arcadia angrily
"Do you think he's cute?" Was the reply
"Well yeah, but-"
"He needs mouth to mouth you dope." Arcadia told Ella seriously, hiding a smile successfully, because no-one could see her.
"Wow, now I get it, you make the cute guy nearly drown, just so that I can give him mouth to mouth, and you can do that?"
"I just did, didn't I?" She said, waving her invisible hands around, Pulitzer style.
"So why didn't you do it when I was in Tortall, with Faleron?" Ella asked curiously, the image of herself giving Faleron mouth to mouth, bringing a smile to her lips.
"Faleron knows how to swim you idiot."
"Oh, right."
"If you don't start give him some air soon, his brain will start to die."
Faith's smile left her lips, as she got down to work, it didn't take long for her to revive him, but it did however take a bit longer for her to tell Snitch that it was no big deal, she told him soberly that it was her job to save peoples lives, and he just nodded at her. Then when they looked for Spot and Dutchy, and could only find Billie Piper, Ella really started to worry.
After half an hour, and there was no sign of neither Spot nor Dutchy, Snitch asked Arcadia worriedly
"Um… Nice bodiless lady, er… where are me pals?"
"Your voice is quite deep, and so nice." Arcadia said dreamily, then snapping out of her daydream said "Spot and Dutchy followed that sign." The sign was now written in big flashing halogen lights, and read 'Hail Snyder, King Of New York'.
"Why'd dey go ta praise Snyder?" Snitch said thoughtfully. "And when'd he become King a' New York anyway?"
"Don't worry about where Spot and Dutchy went, they safe, I'll take you three there right now."
"I hate it when she does this," Ella told Snitch "It always feels like she's yanking you out of real time."
"What would you know about real time, your a figment of my wonderful imagination"
*FLASH*
*Bang*
"Ow"
"Sorry, that tree wasn't suppose to be there" Arcadia told Billie, a big grin on her face, which regrettably no-one could see. "Here we are."
Billie's arm was wrapped around Snitch's waist, and Snitch was bright red.
"Bitch" Ella muttered under her breath, then to Arcadia. "Hey creator, can't we kill her off."
"Not yet, she does have a purpose."
"Really, someone like that, actually has a purpose in life other than to annoy." Ella wondered.
"I never said it wasn't to annoy." Arcadia told Ella gravely
"Why you gotta play that song so loud?" Billie started to sing in her annoyingly high voice.
"Oh my god, what is dat?" Spot yelled as he walked in with Dutchy. "Stop it." His hands flew to his ears, and he covered them up.
"We can do what we want to do"
"NO YOU CAN'T." Spot yelled, as Billie continued to sing. She stopped abruptly, and looked at Spot.
"Oh, my gosh, you are sooooo cute." She let go of Snitch, who breathed a sigh of relief, and clapped her hands in glee.
"Sorry, ya ain't me type." Spot said, Billie started to sing.
"Come on and Buzz me up to Heaven Baby." Spot shrank away from her. "I been missing you, I should be kissing you."
"Get away from me." Spot screamed, as he continued to shy away from her, a slingshot appeared in his hand along with a couple of marbles. "Keep back or I'll shot ya." Spot said aiming the slingshot, the elastic slipped from his hand, and the marble shot straight into her mouth, she fell to the ground choking on the marble. Snitch, Dutchy and Spot had no idea how to help someone who was choking, not that any of them felt like save her anyway, she was too annoying. Ella knew what to do, but she thought it was quite funny watching one of the people she hated most in the world die.
"Oops, I weren't suppose to do dat." Spot said regretfully
"Oops I did it again..." Ella started to sing, then remember she hated Britney Spears just as much as Billie Piper, and stopped.
"I don't know about you, but it seems to me that Billie died a little too quickly, I mean she was alive one minute and dead the next." Arcadia said thoughtfully.
"Do you really care, as long as she's dead?" Ella asked, not really caring, but wondering what the whole point of this fanfic/parody was.
"Well I guess not, do you guys want to meet the others who your going to be working with?"
"Sure, why not, they can't be worse than this bunch!" Ella muttered, Arcadia shrugged.
"That's what you think!"
*FLASH*
Cast list:
Ella (My Wonderful Imagination!)
Spot Conlon (Newsies)
Snitch (Newsies)
Dutchy (Newsies)
Faleron of King's Reach (Tortall)
Veralidaine Sarrasi (Tortall) /Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
Jake (Animorphs)
Rachel (Animorphs)
April (Everworld)
Jalil (Everworld)
Briar Moss (Emelan)
Sandrilene fa Toren (Emelan)
Adam Banks (Ducks)
Tammy Duncan (Ducks)
Senna (Everworld)
Sarah Jacobs (Newsies)
Rocky Douglas (Three Ninjas-Original)
Riley Finn (Buffy)
Stacey (Big Wolf On Campus)
Merton .J. Dingle (Big Wolf On Campus)
And Arcadia The Voice
Guest Appearances:
Billie Piper
David (Everworld)
Fred and George Weasley (Harry Potter)
Teams:
Bears
Adam Banks
Dutchy
Riley Finn
Stacey
Tammy Duncan
Cobras
April
Rocky Douglas
Briar Moss
Senna
Jake (animorphs)
Wildcats
Snitch
Ella
Veralidaine Sarrasi/ Ron Weasley
Faleron Of King's Reach
Sarah Jacobs
Wolves
Merton .J. Dingle
Spot Conlon
Rachel
Jalil
Sandrilene fa Toren
Clear Skies And Calm Waters!!!
Spot jumped, a few minutes ago he had been standing on Brooklyn Docks, next to East River, now he was standing in a room. As he looked around the room, he saw Dutchy and Snitch, two Manhattan Newsies standing beside him.
"Where da hell is we?" He asked the two enquiringly, Dutchy shrugged, Snitch looked curiously at the wall
behind Spot. Spot turned to see what Snitch was staring at.
"What is it?" Snitch asked quietly
"Dunno, but dat's Jack, and look dere's one of youse two." Dutchy exclaimed in surprise. "Hey look and dere's me! What am I doin' on dere den? An' what is it?"
"I already said dat." Snitch said indignantly, hitting Dutchy with his hat. Spot rolled his eyes at the two Newsies as they started to fight.
"I never said you can fight, quit it." Spot spun round, looking for the girl whom had spoken. "You won't find me!" She laughed as the Newsie looked under the desk and chairs.
"Where is ya?"
"Behind you." Spot trying in vain to see the owner of the voice, whirled round so fast, that he fell over.
"I'm Arcadia, and your all sitting or at least standing in my study, enjoying yourselves?" Dutchy was staring at the pictures. "That's the screen saver for my computer, and your in my fanfic. I think that covers the where you ares, now the whys would come next right?" Snitch and Spot nodded at her, Dutchy was still too enthralled with the computer to answer.
"Well I can't answer that, I just decide to bring you here, oh and...." She paused, just to give it effect, and the three newsies breathes all caught in their throats. She laughed again. "You guys are so funny, the way you just held your breathes when I stopped talking. Where was I? oh yeah pausing for effect… and..." She stopped again.
"And what?" Spot yelled, he was getting agitated with the girl he couldn't see.
"You'll just have wait and see." She said her voice annoyingly sing songy. And with that, the ground underneath the Newsies feet vanished. Spot and Dutchy landed on a small Island in the middle of the large lake, Snitch however wasn't so fortunate, he landed in the lake, and he couldn't swim. As he started to thrash around in the water, a small rubber ring dropped into the water beside him. Snitch who was so panicked, didn't notice it.
"Take the ring, you idiot!" A small girl who was standing on the bank of the island screamed across to him, Snitch continued to thrash around aimlessly, and the small girl started to get annoyed.
"By Lakik what is he a complete fool."
"Why are you swearing by Lakik?" Arcadia asked the girl curiously, her invisible eyebrows raised.
"Your the one that put me with that cute kid in Emelan last week remember?" The girl replied.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that." Arcadia said then looking at Snitch added "Okay just jump in and get him Ella, I don't think he understands the idea of holding that ring."
Spot was so busy watching the girl and the voice's discussion, that it hadn't occurred to him to go in and save his friend, and Dutchy was trying to work out just where the computer screen with his picture on it had gone to. "Hey computer, where'd you go?" Dutchy's voice faded, as he followed a path with a large sign saying 'Computers This Way' in large italic letters.
"Hey Dutch." Spot turned to talk to Dutchy "Hey where'd ya go?" He noticed the sign, which now read 'Want Dutchy? Follow This Path' and a large arrow pointing the way, Spot shrugged, and followed it.
"He must be here if da sign says so."
Ella pulled Snitch out of the water, and dragged him up the bank, she was soaking wet, and extremely irritated.
"Why'd you have to drop him in the water?" She asked Arcadia angrily
"Do you think he's cute?" Was the reply
"Well yeah, but-"
"He needs mouth to mouth you dope." Arcadia told Ella seriously, hiding a smile successfully, because no-one could see her.
"Wow, now I get it, you make the cute guy nearly drown, just so that I can give him mouth to mouth, and you can do that?"
"I just did, didn't I?" She said, waving her invisible hands around, Pulitzer style.
"So why didn't you do it when I was in Tortall, with Faleron?" Ella asked curiously, the image of herself giving Faleron mouth to mouth, bringing a smile to her lips.
"Faleron knows how to swim you idiot."
"Oh, right."
"If you don't start give him some air soon, his brain will start to die."
Faith's smile left her lips, as she got down to work, it didn't take long for her to revive him, but it did however take a bit longer for her to tell Snitch that it was no big deal, she told him soberly that it was her job to save peoples lives, and he just nodded at her. Then when they looked for Spot and Dutchy, and could only find Billie Piper, Ella really started to worry.
After half an hour, and there was no sign of neither Spot nor Dutchy, Snitch asked Arcadia worriedly
"Um… Nice bodiless lady, er… where are me pals?"
"Your voice is quite deep, and so nice." Arcadia said dreamily, then snapping out of her daydream said "Spot and Dutchy followed that sign." The sign was now written in big flashing halogen lights, and read 'Hail Snyder, King Of New York'.
"Why'd dey go ta praise Snyder?" Snitch said thoughtfully. "And when'd he become King a' New York anyway?"
"Don't worry about where Spot and Dutchy went, they safe, I'll take you three there right now."
"I hate it when she does this," Ella told Snitch "It always feels like she's yanking you out of real time."
"What would you know about real time, your a figment of my wonderful imagination"
*FLASH*
*Bang*
"Ow"
"Sorry, that tree wasn't suppose to be there" Arcadia told Billie, a big grin on her face, which regrettably no-one could see. "Here we are."
Billie's arm was wrapped around Snitch's waist, and Snitch was bright red.
"Bitch" Ella muttered under her breath, then to Arcadia. "Hey creator, can't we kill her off."
"Not yet, she does have a purpose."
"Really, someone like that, actually has a purpose in life other than to annoy." Ella wondered.
"I never said it wasn't to annoy." Arcadia told Ella gravely
"Why you gotta play that song so loud?" Billie started to sing in her annoyingly high voice.
"Oh my god, what is dat?" Spot yelled as he walked in with Dutchy. "Stop it." His hands flew to his ears, and he covered them up.
"We can do what we want to do"
"NO YOU CAN'T." Spot yelled, as Billie continued to sing. She stopped abruptly, and looked at Spot.
"Oh, my gosh, you are sooooo cute." She let go of Snitch, who breathed a sigh of relief, and clapped her hands in glee.
"Sorry, ya ain't me type." Spot said, Billie started to sing.
"Come on and Buzz me up to Heaven Baby." Spot shrank away from her. "I been missing you, I should be kissing you."
"Get away from me." Spot screamed, as he continued to shy away from her, a slingshot appeared in his hand along with a couple of marbles. "Keep back or I'll shot ya." Spot said aiming the slingshot, the elastic slipped from his hand, and the marble shot straight into her mouth, she fell to the ground choking on the marble. Snitch, Dutchy and Spot had no idea how to help someone who was choking, not that any of them felt like save her anyway, she was too annoying. Ella knew what to do, but she thought it was quite funny watching one of the people she hated most in the world die.
"Oops, I weren't suppose to do dat." Spot said regretfully
"Oops I did it again..." Ella started to sing, then remember she hated Britney Spears just as much as Billie Piper, and stopped.
"I don't know about you, but it seems to me that Billie died a little too quickly, I mean she was alive one minute and dead the next." Arcadia said thoughtfully.
"Do you really care, as long as she's dead?" Ella asked, not really caring, but wondering what the whole point of this fanfic/parody was.
"Well I guess not, do you guys want to meet the others who your going to be working with?"
"Sure, why not, they can't be worse than this bunch!" Ella muttered, Arcadia shrugged.
"That's what you think!"
*FLASH*