Disclaimer: HP isn't mine.
Summary: Dolores Umbridge is being annoying as hell.
A/N: I actually like her. She's funny and a good character for fics. ^^ Because I'm lazy, I translate only first of 3 now and update the rest later… if I get reviews
The Pink Dementor
"You want to teach basics of safe sex to students? Are you out of your mind, Minerva?" The newest headmaster of Hogwarts shrieked. The voice was strong like an earthquake, the paintings of former headmasters nearly fell. They were listening the conversation half-keenly, half-bored.
"Headmaster, Poppy has informed me that a great number of young students have visited he. Most of them were pregnant without knowing it. Wouldn't it be better to tell-?"
"Tell them? The dissipated act should be banned… Yes, that's it, of course!" Umbridge's eyes glittered dangerously and in a flash she was searching for something from the paper mountain that was on the table. All McGonagall was able to see was her back, covered by pink woolen anorak.
"Which number was the next… Hem-hem, Educational Decree Number 359: Students shall not be in intimate… no, that's no good. That horrible thing shall not be mentioned…" the headmaster muttered quietly having found the right paper.
Minerva sighed but decided that silence is the best police. For now.
A/N2: Okay, here's the first drabble. Wanna read the next? *points the reviews button innocently*