The Rebellion Against The Koopa King

by Powerstars

Bowser's minions are sick of the unjust way he is treating them. Simply like pawns, in a game of chess. They've decided, after all these years, it's time to do something about it. It all started with an anonymous Crazee Dayzee. Rated T for language and possible violence.

1. The Ballad Of Crazee Dayzee

As I sit on this grassy hill

Alone, for the others have fallen

My petals are feeling a chill

I can feel Yoshi coming

And I start to think

"Why did I join Bowser's army?"

As Yoshi comes closer, I notice him wink

Signifying that my death is near

What I did then

Was stupid of me

I ran, straight-up ran

Into the bushes

Neither Yoshi, nor Bowser, nor red-capped Italian

Knows where I'm hiding right now

It was the only way I could hide from the scallion

But, what do I have to do now?

"Bowser's unfair," I thought to myself

"Making all these creatures fight"

"Why doesn't he fight these damn wars himself?"

I sighed, knowing the reason

He thinks himself more important, and he thinks of us as slaves.

That's what makes me so Crazee.

-Anonymous Crazee Dayzee