A Twisted Love Story
Aragorn
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. That bitchy blond elf boy is so fuckingly sexy with his little ass swaying from side to side when he'd walk smoothly, almost cat-like,. His blond hair, those long -blonde strands—I just want to fuck him senseless, all night long.
Legolas
Shit. Shit. Shit.
I just want to strangle that little fucking Frodo ring bearer guy! Where did he get off being so close with Aragorn and Boromir?! Don't get me wrong, I don't give a damn if Aragorn and Frodo are an item. But Boromir.. well he's another story…. His curly messy raven hair is practically begging my hand to smooth it over. His body, I've never seen it unprotected.
It was always covered with cloth. But inside I know it'd be everything I think it would be. I wonder how long his cock is..
Frodo
Legolas is acting veeeerrrryyy strange lately. One time I was talking to Boromir about the ring of course, and then suddenly one of his arrows, accidental or not flew to my direction, barely missing my head! And there was this time, Legolas sort of cooked dinner for the fellowship, it wans't any fancy dinner party at all but everyone ended up throwing up slugs. Lucky for me I didn't get to eat any of it… I'm sensing something fishy. And no it's not me..
Aragorn
This is creepy. The emotions inside me. I like Legolas too much. I'm like giddy with excitement. See? Imagine that? I'm giddy! As in higschool girl-giddy! Even Boromir is starting to notice. Shucks. IF I come out of the closet would they—The fellowship—still befriend me? Hey that's not a bad idea. I come out of the closet and Legolas is going to be there waiting. I was jumping too high and my dick got stuck in Legolas' mouth. Pretty good huh?
Frodo
I was half—asleep when I felt it. A hand was stroking between my legs. And guess who I found there—??
TBC…
Pls. Review!! or flame us if you're in the mood! This is the bit me and my friend VERNICE wrote this afternoon during OUR BORING PLAY PRODUCTION.. Newei, I've never WRITTEN any LOTR fics, I've never even read the book yet, but I've watched the movie a couple of times already. So flame me/ us if you want, I don't really care. Though I'm gonna get my first LOTR book tonight..
WE NEED atleast 5 reviews to continue this! Or should we?
Oh and they've VERY out of character, I wonder if the words shit/fuck existed in those days..
Newei…