"Hermione?"

"Yes Harry?"

"Is… there, uh.. an abortion clinic for male wizards?"

"Harry… are you pregnant?"

"No. Draco Malfoy is… apparently. Voldemort is… the father? Visions and stuff."

"..."

"Yeah."

"I think there is. Tell him about it."

"Yeah. He's lamenting about how nobody will love him anymore and stuff. And I'm his mate?"

"Wow. Yeah, he should, uh, know."

"Thanks, Hermione."