Title: Welcome to the Terrible Two's

Author: Mandragoran

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: The Bikermice do not belong to me, they belong to other people other then me...the other mice characters belong to me though...please ask permission before using them...thanks

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"I'm Back!" Jessie called steping into the scoreboard. "Hey

were is..." The question died on her lips as she looked around.

The place was a mess!

"Vinnie," She muttered "I'm gona wring your neck."

Steping over toys, candy wrappers and throw cushions, she made

her way to the couch where the TV was blaring out some

inframercial. Laying her hands on the back of the couch she

smiled.

Vinnie was stretched out on the couch asleep. Magna had curled

up along side of him her little grey tail wraped around his

bandalier. Sparks, sucking on his thumb, was sprawled out on

Vinnie's broad chest. It looked so damn cute to resist...so she

went to get the camera.





"No!" Sparks pouted indiginetly

"Comon son," Modo frowned impatiently "It's time for your

bath."

"NO!!" He cried even louder

Modo reached into the nook with his good arm, straining to

reach his son. Sparks squirmed even further back so that he

couldn't be reached. "No, no no!"

"Magna!" Jessie's voice could be heard from a side room.

"Careful, your going to..." 'Sploosh'

Jessie emerged moments later with a wet naked Magna tucked

under one arm. Jess was frowning and wet form the chest down.

The little grey mouse giggled and Sparks smiled in his little

hole.

Modo sat back on his heal and sighed. "The mop is in the

closet." Modo pointed his metal finger to the storage room.

"Thanks," Jessie handed over the wet girl to her father. She

wraped her arms around his broad neck and planted a kiss on his

nose, immedently melting his bad mood.

Vinnie sped in on his bike. "Hey guys!" He looked to Jessie

and then Modo. "Troubles?" He smiled

"Unc' Vinnieee!" Squeeled the little girl and she struggled in

her father's grip. Sparks poked his nose out from his hole and

Modo caught him by the scruf of his shirt.

"Oh no you don't, your getting a bath and that's that." He

tucked the angry little boy under one arm and stood up. The two

children looked at each other and laughed as if sharing some

priviate joke.

"Hey babe," Vinnie addressed the little girl, then turned to

Jessie. "Throddle and Charlie I'll be by in a few with dinner."

He parked his bike and looked after Modo, as he bought the twins

in the room Jessie had just exitied. "How's the kids?"

"Holy little terrors, same as yesterday." She sighed "If we

were this much trouble, I appoligize right now!"

"Ya well they always say it comes back on ya two fold." He

smirked

"Then pray you have no children!" Jessie smiled

"MOMMY!" Magna yelled from the room "SPARK'S SPLISHIN' ME!"

"AM NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

Jessie rubbed her forehead "I really can't wait for the

terrible two's to be over..."

"Imagine, adolence is only a few years away."

"That makes me feel soooo much better!"

Sparks came running out of the side room with Modo holding a

towel in fast persuit. Giggling, he crawled under the couch and

came out the other side. Modo jumped over it and Sparks climbed

up the back, squeeling in delight all the way.

"Okay, that's it!" Jessie yelled "Sparks! Come her right this

instant!"

Sparks ploped down on the couch and looked over eyes wide.

Modo grabed him up in the towel adn her flung his little arms

around his father's neck, looking back at his mother.

"Modo," Jessie said eyes wide "Where's Magna??"

"Oops." The two headed for the side door and dived out of the

way of an incoming missle. It shreaked overhead and blew up the

TV.

Magna looked out from around the doorframe. She smiled a big

grin. "BOOM!" She threw her hands up in immitation.

Jessie grabed her up. "Magna!" She said sternly "How many

times must I tell you not to play with the weapons!" She looked

around accusingly "And which macho headed idiot left it out in

the open??"

"Umm Jess," Modo put in quietly "Wasn't that the one you were

working on last night?"

Vinnie moved over to survay the damage. "Well the bad news is

the TV's gone...the good new is it took many a Barney tape with

it."

"Boom Barney?" Magna asked looking at Jessie

Jessie sighed "Comon you, let's get dressed.