This is...total weirdness. I offer no apologies. :P
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"I say, Mario, might you know the answer to the following?" Kooky asked, glancing towards a small mechanism hidden behind a tree. "Butt's twelve by pies?"
"...what?" Mario scratched his head. "That doesn't make any sense!"
"It sounds like something your calculator puked up after eating bad fish," Toad added.
"So...you don't have any clue as to what the answer is, then?" Kooky asked, grinning evilly. "There's no shame in saying so!"
"How can I answer when I don't even get the question?" Mario almost laughed. "You sure you're sober?"
"So...the answer to butt's twelve by pies is...?"
"No clue!"
Kooky gave a frustrated grunt and smacked his forehead into his palm.
"WILL YOU JUST SAY 'I DON'T KNOW' ALREADY?!" he yelled, realizing too late he'd just activated his own trap. "Oh, damn it all!" The slime descended, and he fell to the ground defeated while Mario and his friends just stood there laughing.
Friggin' plumbers! How was I supposed to know they'd never heard of the hit show "That Kind Of Thing Isn't Allowed On The Airwaves"?!