Sam:

He's a short green eyed hunter

In the middle of the night

Fooling all the punters

And aching for a fight

He's forever eating

Hamburgers and sandwiches

Giving ghosts a rock-salt beating

And burning all the witches

Polishing his car

And treating it like a lady

And when I drive it far

He whines just like a baby

Crappy food and cheap motels

Fighting against the wrong

His snoring always gives me hell

Yet this is where I belong

Dean:

Roses are red

And Sammy is blue

We're on a case

And he hasn't a clue

Humans bleed red

And demons do too

But enough with this rhyming

'Cause poetry sucks