A/N: I don't own One Piece, but I do own Nero Lich and Nero Kishido.
Thirty Ways to Annoy Gecko Moria
Shine a torch in his eyes.
Play AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell' whenever he enters a room.
When you meet him, tell him you thought he was bigger ('cos in that panel where he's first revealed, he looks like a giant….)
Throw Nero Lich at his face.
Throw rocks at Oz.
Whenever he approaches you, try to ward him off with a clove of garlic.
Hug him.
Tightly.
Throw melons at his head.
Repeatedly poke him.
At completely random moments, announce that he's pregnant.
Trip him up.
Steal his scissors.
Steal his trousers.
Steal his shadow.
When he's just taken someone's shadow, kill it by shining that same torch from no.1 at it.
Sellotape his feet to the floor.
Vandalise his room.
Strip Cindry naked (leaving her only with that fluffy scarf) then throw her in front of him, and dare her to dance for him.
Do the same with Perona (but try and do it without Nero Lich noticing, otherwise you won't get the chance. You'll be dead.)
Show him MoriaxHogback yaoi fanfiction.
Hand out pictures of him sleeping to the Thriller Bark crew.
Edit out his clothes with Photoshop.
Time him up and throw him into the sea.
Steal his clothes and replace them with a Moria-sized pink tutu.
Steal his chair.
Triple-dog-dare him to give Oz a chicken's shadow.
Throw salt at his face.
Tell him Blackbeard is so much cooler than him.
Somehow convince Nero Lich to fight him.
A/N: Phew! The next one's either going to be Arlong or Nero Lich. Reviews will tell.