(Ok guys . This has been swimming around in my head for a while and now its on paper. ((RANDOMNESS! Evil beware. We have waffles.)) basically:
In the village of Konahagurake (Hidden leaf village for all you newbies ;) ), a pair of twin blondes could be seen standing beneath an oak tree outside of the academy of ninja.
One was obviously male, baby-fat rounding his cheeks, his eyes were the bluest blue can be, six whisker marks staining his cheeks, his shaggy mane of yellow hair hung in his eyes. This was Naruto Uzumaki.
The second blonde (Strawberry-blonde), while more feminine than the first, was also male; his hair hung to his waist while his blood red eyes analyzed every movement anything in his line of sight made with fear clearly shining through. His skin was sun-kissed like his brother; pulled over taught, lean muscles and high cheekbones. This was Yuki Uzumaki.
And this day, in particular, was their birthday. Most would find this an exciting day, a day of looking forward to another year of life.
To these boys though, this meant they had survived another year in this Kami-fearing village. The reason? Five years ago, Minanto Namikaze: The Yondaime Hokage of Konaha fought and sealed the bijou, Kyuubi, into two infants. Kyuubi was the nine tail fox demon, meaning it was also the most powerful. The two infants had split powers of Kyuubi, who had grown accustom to the blondes and now thought of them as her kits.
This was why almost the entire village despised the twins with a passion.
As the parents began to drop their children off at the academy, Civilians began to gather 'round the twins, Yuki whimpering and hiding behind Naruto, Naruto growling and snapping at anyone who dared to reach for his Otutou.
Yuki gave a startled cry as a hand grabbed his hair and held him off the ground.
Naruto gave an enraged cry, lunging at the civilian who dared harm his family before he was restrained in the air and a seal was slammed into both of their stomachs.
"HAHAHA! Call on the damned powers of yours NOW!" One male said. Looking at him they could tell he was Haruno.
They were bound and gagged before everything went black
Sasori:
Ugh. Does Deidra (Sorry if I spelled it wrong T_T) EVER shut up? He's been talking for over an hour non-stop.
Wait. What's that sound?
"Deidra shut up." I command. The blonde wisely shuts his trap before he hears it too. It sounds like cheering.
We shushin to a tree near the sound and my eyes widen at what I see.
A group of drunken idiots were taking turns beating, kicking, even using Jutsu on a pair of blondes that couldn't be older than four or five.
"Dana…" Deidra's soft voice pierced my long string of curses in my mind.
"Deidra…. Go boom." I say, smirking beneath my veil when he beams. His hand with the mouth dipped into his clay pouch before pulling back and dozens of clay birds took flight.
Many explosions and screams were heard before smoke settled and the unconscious blondes were left.
We shushined again and picked them up before shadow jumping back to the base.
When we arrived I kicked open the door, startling Tobi who was making out with Zetsu.
"DEIDRA-SEMPAI!" He screamed before noticing the blondes. "KONAN-CHAN!" He screamed, moving toward the infirmary.
We followed, passing by Hidan, Itachi, and Kisame, who followed. Konan was already there, her hands glowing green. We set the children on separate beds and Konan set to work, healing the biggest wounds first.
"An Uchiha was there too." She muttered, healing rather large burn wounds on their backs.
Itachi stiffened, his eyes narrowing as Kisame laid a soothing hand on his arm.
"What the fuck are two brats doing here?" Hidan asked, inching toward them.
Deidra explained the situation, sitting down when he was done. By this time, Konan had finished healing both and they were now breathing steadily. I sat next to Deidra when something caught my eye.
"What is that?" I asked my scorpion tail reaching out and lifting the strawberry-blonde's shirt to reveal a very complicated seal lying on top of another.
Konan's breath hitched as she moved closer and examined the seal.
"T-This seal…" She stuttered, moving to look at the other blonde's stomach. The same seal was there also.
"They're…They're…." She couldn't seem to continue.
"SPIT IT OUT WOMAN!"Hidan screamed.
"Jinjuriki." She whispered. We all sat in shock at the revelation. These blondes… these… children… Were containers of bijou?
"Why is there one seal on top of another?" I asked noticing it.
Konan looked again and a sudden blast of KI made me almost whimper in shock.
"One of the villagers put a suppression seal on them." She said.
I turned to Tobi.
"Tobi. Be a good boy and go ask Pein Sama to come here please."
Tobi nodded enthusiastically. "OK SASORI SAMA! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"
He ran out of the room and not a moment later he was chased back in her by Pein.
"TOBI! GET BACK HERE!" Tobi had hidden inside Zetsu's fly trap.
"Pein-Sama." I said, my voice breaking through his haze of anger.
"Yes, Sasori?" He asked, not noticing the blondes on the beds.
"We are in need of you expertise in seals." I said, motioning to the blondes.
His eyes widened when he saw them and he was next to them before we could blink.
"Where did these children come from?" He asked, not bothering to withhold the anger in his voice.
Konan explained the situation with input from Deidra or me every now and then.
Pein was silent for a minute or so before he ran through a series of hand-signs and slammed his open palm into the stomachs of the blondes.
They shot up with loud gasps and wide eyes before collapsing again.
We watched with wide eyes as the seals lifted from their skin then shattered like glass.
Pein moved from the blondes and motioned all of us out of the room.
We followed and stood in the hall.
"Ok, so what do we do about them?" Kisame asked, standing in the corner.
Pein looked deep in thought before he looked at me.
"They're your responsibility."
I knew what that meant. I had to decide what to do with them. It took me all of a minute to decide.
"They stay and train with us. Become Shinobi."
It was silent before Kisame stood with a big smirk. "Well alright. Fresh meat!"
Zetsu smirked as well and Tobi jumped up and down, yelling about having two otutou's
We all laughed at his antics, eve Leader-Sama.
I walked back to the infirmary and froze when I saw the door open and a scream poured out. The rest of the Akatsuki were beside me as we rushed into the room and froze as we saw a sight that would haunt us for the rest of our lives… or un-lives… WHATEVER! Kakuzu was tickling the children into submission as they squealed with laughter and he was laughing too.
The long haired one squealed again. "KUZU! STOP!"
He chuckled and stopped, letting the blondes regain their breaths.
"…Kuzu?" Hidan said, drawing the attention of the children and his teammate.
A blush spread across his cheeks and nose before he mumbled something we couldn't hear. The children beamed at us.
"Yeah! Kuzu bought us Dango!" The one with whisker marks said, holding up his treat. The other nodded and held up his treat. We were all shocked. Kakuzu actually spent money? Without a death threat?
Anyone who had skin pinched themselves to make sure this was real.
I moved next to them and looked at them both. "I'm Sasori. My I know your names?" I asked the children, who tilted their heads with thoughtful looks on their faces and they looked at each other for a moment before they both nodded.
The one with whiskers spoke, more like screamed, first. "I'M NARUTO UZUMAKI! Future Hokage of the hidden leaf village!"
Naruto's brother sweat-dropped before smiling softly. "I'm Yuki Uzumaki. I'm going to surpass Tsunade Senjin one day in Medical arts and become one of the greatest puppet masters." He said quietly.
I raised an eyebrow at the puppet master part. So, It seems I have a potential apprentice.
"Why those two specific fields of Ninja Yuki-Chan?" Pein Sama asked.
Yuki smiled brightly, as if excited that he asked. "Well, I read from the scrolls that Ayame got for me that Tsunade is the best Medical nin in the Elemental countries. I always hope to surpass her. As for the puppet master: Being a puppet master and a medical Nin requires scary perfect chakra control. The Medical Nin exercises are required because medical Jutsu require accuracy with chakra control. The puppet master exercises, from what I found in some of the forbidden scrolls Aniki stole for me,"
Our eyebrows rose at this. If Naruto was able to steal forbidden scrolls at the age of four and get away with it, he shows promise of a skilled Hunter-nin.
" They help focus chakra to certain points from your body to another. They go hand-in-hand." He finished with a triumphant smile.
We all stared at him. This four year old little boy, just described in detail chakra theory of puppet mastery and medical Nin's.
"Naru, do you have any other goals besides being Hokage?" Itachi asked from his spot beside the door.
Naruto nodded enthusiastically. "Kyuu Chan told me and Yuki about this project she's been meaning to try." He said excitedly before leaning in real close.
We all lean in closer to hear.
"But, before we can do it, we need the eyes of two Hyuuga and two Uchiha."
Yuki nodded sagely, a comical site while I'm pretty sure inside; Chibi-Konan was running around screaming 'KAWAII!'
"Actually Naruto, we need two sets of Sharingan eyes." Yuki said from his spot near me.
I did a double take. When did he get right there?
Itachi frowned. "Why do you need Shraningan eyes?" He asked, interested.
Yuki gave a sadistic smile and I had to take a step back from him.
"Why, we're going to implant the sharingan into our eyes of course."
Itachi stiffened while Pein looked interested.
"How do you plan to do that?" He asked.
"Kyuu-Chan said since she created the Sharingan and Byuuakugan (again, Sorry for any misspelled Naruto lingo!) If we get the eyes she can implant them in our eyes with little to no trouble." Yuki said while Naruto nodded in agreement.
We all froze when He said that. The Kyuubi-no-Yoko created the two most powerful Dojutsu known to the elemental countries?
"Well… this has been an exciting turn of events." Itachi sai, smirking. "Yuki-Chan, Naru-kun, I will be back shortly. I will get you the eyes you require." He said to the children, who suddenly lunged for him, catching him off guard as they glomped him.
"THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!" They screamed together.
"Oh! Before you leave! Kyuu-Chan says get the eyes of the Uchiha and Hyuuga that are most skilled! She says their skills are stored in their bloodline." Naruto said as they pulled Itachi to his feet.
Itachi gave a smirk and nodded once before disappearing in a swirl of ravens.
"Now, while Itachi is out on your little errand, Yuki, Naruto, would you like to stay with us?" Konan asked.
Their eyes widened before nodding enthusiastically and yelling 'YES!'
"But," I'm sure I wasn't the only one who was taken aback by Yuki's 'but'. "We will become leaf Nin, attend the academy and participate in the chunin exams… but before that we will pursue Tsunade Sama."
Hidan was the one to speak up. "Why the fuck do you want to track down the old hag?"
Naruto spoke up. "We're going to bring her back to Konoha so she can become a Jounin."
"And, what makes you think she will come back?" Kakuzu asked from his place on the bed next to the two.
Yuki and Naruto Smirked at each other before Yuki spoke. "I don't see why she wouldn't comeback to see her grandchildren.