Yeah. It's random. I don't even know how I came up with it...
Have you ever thought of the conversations I have to go through? How awkward they are?
'Hey, you know that really good-looking guy who got you pregnant and then completely disappeared, about twelve, thirteen years ago? Yeah. Well, I have some news. He was a Greek God- y'know, Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Ares, Apollo, e cetera et cetera? Ring any bells? Well, your kid's father is one of them. Hey, I'm telling the truth here! Right now, I'm here to protect your child. We have, what, a minute forty before some scary monster arrives to try and kill us all. Think that one through. So, imma take Jack/Beth/Adam/Katie off to Camp Half Blood, which is a camp for demi-gods run by Mr. D – Dionysus. Greek God of Wine, for those in the know. Right, so, we'll be seeing you. When Liam/Charlotte/Ian/Samantha come back, they'll probably know how to kill you in any one of 402 different ways, like the Penguin of Death. But don't let that put you off. It's great, really. Bye, then! Try not to get eaten by any monsters!'
Yeah. It's not always as fun as it looks...
(It looked longer when it was hand-written...) Hope you liked it!