Disclaimer:
Me: Yes, it is I, the true owner of Inuyasha.
*ring.ring.*
Me: Excuse me, it is my cell. *silence* yeah I said that I was the owner of Inuyasha.*silence* YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY!!!
*hang up.*
Me: With circumstances not under my control and these stupid guys in these black tuxedos and spiked hair with triangle shaped sunglasses threatening to take away my Inuyasha-ness, I have to say that:
*Inhale* IDONT'TOWNINUYASHA (BUTONEDAYIWILL)*Exhale*
*-* those means special sound effects or thoughts because I dunno how to use the codes yet.if some1 can tell me.I'LL LOVE YOU 4EVER!!!
~Chapter: THE DOWNFALL OF PETALLIDES!!!~
"Oh my god! Did you see that boy's ass? That shit's tight!" Cassy said giggling.
"Cassy!!!" Cake squealed, "Oh I see it now, you're so right!!!" As usual, Kagome is talking about boys with two of her best friends, Cake and Cassy.
"I heard the latest gossip, there is going to be a new kid in school, and I hear he is going to be in our class. I hope he's cute like Hojo-Chan," Cassy said.
"Yeah," Cake said and Kagome nodded too.
*Ding dong.ding dong!!! * ((that's the early bell))
"Oh no!!! We're gonna be late for class, let's go!!!" Kagome cried before the three girls set off to their class.
When they stepped into the classroom, Kagome, Cassy, and Cake saw the new boy standing in front of the classroom. *Wow, look at gossip go,* Kagome thought. * He is strange. I never saw a boy with hair that long before, especially silvery-white hair, and look at those eyes. They're so beautiful, wish I had eyes like those. Oh my god, are those doggy ears??? How cute!!! * "Class, get into your seats," Mrs. Petallides, our first period teacher, dully told the class while her mustache shook as her lips moved.
"Yo Sango, Jillibeanz, Miroku!!! Waddup?" Cake screamed halfway through the class.
"Nada." Sango and Jillibeanz answered at the same time. Kagome, Cake, and Cassy pulled up and sat next to them.
"Where's Miroku?" Kagome asked.
Cake, Cassy, Jillbeanz, and Sango said, "Uh.he was here just a minute ago."
*silence*
*blink*blink*blink*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Cake screamed. *rub*rub* "HELP!!! SOMEONE IS MOLESTING ME!!!" Cake was bright red and turned to see who the hentai was. "Grrr.Miroku.sweetie pie.WOULD YOU MIND TAKING YOUR FUCKEN HAND OFF OF ME!!!"
Did Miroku listen? HELL NO!!! He took his left hand and groped Cassy too. Cake and Cassy looked at each other.
"Uh.this is gonna get ugly," Jillbeanz said as Sango nodded.
"Cassy." Cake began
Cassy nodded.
"Uno, dos, tres!!!" Cake voice got louder. ((O yea.*hint*hint* we're counting in Spanish because that's the only other language I can count in))
*SLAP*BONK*PUNCH*KICK*SCRATCH*PULL*
Cake and Cassy was satisfied when an unconscious Miroku fell onto the floor. Jillbeanz and Sango clapped while Cake and Cassy stood with their hands on their hips and gave a triumphed laugh.
"Where's Kagome?" Cassy asked as she noticed that Kagome was not clapping or talking.
"Haha, Kagome is in love!!!" Cake said as she saw Kagome staring at the new guy with drool coming out of the corner of her mouth and just for the fun of it, Cake smacked her in the back of her head.
"AHHHHHHH!!! CAKE, OH MY FUCKEN GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" Kagome screamed not noticing the puddle of drool on her desk.
"Uh.Kag.you see.uh.DON'T HURT ME!!!" Cake said as she kowtowed and grabbed onto Kagome's leg and faked cried.
An evil grin came on Kagome's face, "Yeah, it's alright." Cake took a sigh of relief and got up off the floor after Kagome "forgave" her.aww.the poor innocent soul.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kagome gave a war cry as she gathered all her energy into her right hand and tried to hit Cake on the head. Thank God Cake got good reflexes and learned karate, kung fu, tae kwon doe, and all the other fighting stuffs and ducked real fast. Missing Cake, Kagome ended up hitting Kikyo, who just walked into the room. Boom, Kagome hit Kikyo right on the head, which sent her doing summersaults in the air and flew out the window.
*blink*blink*blink
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA." Everybody in the class burst out into laughter and cheered Kagome on after hitting Kikyo, the class bitch. Only Inuyasha stood still in the front of the room not sure what was going on. For the first time, he noticed Kagome. *God damn.she's so hot, what a great body, DAMN!!! With a nice ass too!!!* Inuyasha smirked at that. The rest of the class all rushed to the window and saw Kikyo being twisted on one of the branches with her oh-too-short miniskirt caught on the tree branch and everyone saw her granny underwear with Blue's Clue on them.
*Stupid bitch. she's gonna get it now!!! I can see that she has a thing for the new guy.I'll get her back.* That was Kikyo's last thought before she fainted.
Miroku finally came to and saw Kagome in a resistible position as she slumped on the floor; with her ass in his face. ((Uh- oh.bad spot Kagome.))
Miroku gather himself together and closed his eyes. Then he touched her ass.*squeeze*squeeze*
*Ding dong.ding dong!!! * ((That's the late bell))
Kagome twitched.*Gods Miroku, don't you ever learn???* Kagome turned around faster than the speed of light and smacked him.just then the teacher stood up and everybody was still talking, screaming, hitting.
"Students, attention please." Mrs. Petallides said as her nostril hair waved back and forth with the wind.
*Mumble, talking, screaming, hitting*
"Attention.GOD DAMMIT, GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION!!! *ahem* I would like you to meet.ahem.what did you say your name was again?" Mrs. Petallides said making a mistake while trying to introduce the new kid, but the students were used to her because she was always so stupid. Mrs. Petallides is a very old lady; she was here when Jimmy-Chan's brother was here 21 years ago, when she was still old, makes you wonder doesn't it?
The class giggled a bit before they settled down, and some noticed the new kid for the first time. The new kid spoke. His voice seemed a little irritated but he kept control, "It's Inuyasha, sir, uh. I mean ma'am."
"As I was saying before you students rudely interrupted," Mrs. Petallides said while every jaw in the room dropped, "This is Inuyasha. I want you all to help him around because he is new, Mrs. Petallides continued while she picked out the thong wedgie she was having.
"Ew.," the whole class groaned slowly as she saw the teacher picking out her thong.
"Kagome, here," Cake whispered as she slid a note onto Kagome's desk.
"Huh? Cake, what's this?"
Before Kagome could say another word, Mrs. Petallides was screaming, "Kagome, do you have something to share?"
Kagome's face reddened. She knew what this meant. She had to read the note in front of the whole class. She cleared her throat and started reading.
"Ahem. 'EW. Kagome, did you see that? Mrs. Pet-my-tities pick out her thong. It was gross.'" Kagome's face reddened and so did Mrs. Petallides.
"Kagome, I guess I'll be seeing you after class for your great disrespect to teachers, I'm going to write you up a referral."
"But.but.," Kagome stammered. The classed laughed, especially at the "butt" comments even though Kagome didn't mean it.
"For your continuation of disrespecting teachers, that will be two days of cleaning the classroom by yourself," Mrs. Petallides said as she raised her voice a little more.
"Damn it.," Kagome mumbled.
"Fuck.," Inuyasha said slowly and in great amusment.
Everyone looked at the new boy shocked because he finally said something.
"Inuyasha what did you just say?"
"I said fuck you old hag."
Everyone gasp.
"Inuyasha, because you are new, I'm going to give you 30 seconds to take back what you just said or else you'll be helping Kagome clean out this classroom for today and tomorrow," Mrs. Petallides said starting to get pissed.
"So what, maybe I want to be in detention with her," Inuyasha said pointing at Kagome.
Everyone gasped again while Kagome turned several shades of red, and Mrs. Petallides turn to a maroon-ish kind of red.
"Inuyasha, this is you're first day and you're already getting into trouble. What kind of impression will you give to us?" Mrs. Petallides said, trying to maintain her anger to get at least one student to like her.
"Shut up!"
Everyone looked to see If they could find who said that. They were surprised that it wasn't Inuyasha but even more surprised that it was Kagome.
"Kagome, now you're on three days of detention."
"You know what you mother fucken hag? I don't care if I get more detention. My perfect record has already been ruined so I really don't give a fuck."
"She's right you know," Cassy said standing up for her friend. "Why don't you fuck yourself and leave us alone!!!"
Everyone started to gather courage and started dissing Mrs. Petallides.
"You fucker!" Cake screamed.
"You bitch!" Jillibeanz added.
"You homo!" Miroku yelled.
"You skank!" Sango bellowed.
"SHUT UP YOU CLUELESS SHITS!!!" Mrs. Petallides screamed, her Adam's apple bopping up and down and face turning red. "DON'T MAKE ME.WELL.UH.MORE ANGRY THAN I ALREADY AM!!!"
"You dickhead!"
"You cunt!"
"Go fuck VERONICA!!!" ((Veronica is a stupid weirdo in my skool))
"You asshole!"
"You ass wipe!"
The students couldn't think of any more words to express themselves and there was no more need to either because Mrs. Petallides got scared and ran off. The principal came in and got them to quiet down.
"What the hell is going on?"
Everyone quieted down.
"If any of you don't take the blame, then all of you will have to come to school an hour early and go home two hours late and you also have to come on Saturday for morning detention and remember this is only if no one confesses."
"Sorry Principal-sama. It was me," Kagome confessed looking at the floor. "I started all of this. I will take the blame."
"No wench. It was me," Inuyasha said.
"No me!!!" Kagome argued.
"NO ME!!!" Inuyasha started to yell.
"Will the both of you shut up? You both will clean up the classroom by your-selves and come in for Saturday detention for a month!!!"
*sigh*
"Gay fag." Cake, Cassy, Jillbeanz, and Miroku said at the same time.
"I heard that Miss Cake, Miss Cassy, Miss Jillbeanz, and Mr. Miroku, you shall have detention with Miss Kagome and Mr. Inuyasha for a month. Lunch detention I mean." The Principal said as he reentered the room. "Miss Kikyo.what in the hells are you doing? Oh, I see you are trying to cut, then you will get detention like your fellow classmates.
After making sure the principal left for good this time, Miroku let out a sigh. "I had one more diss too.that bitch.I could've called her a man whore."
"WHAT???" Everyone said as they all fell on their faces.
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *pant.pant* okay I ditch the security officers. I have snuck on a cargo plane and am now traveling to Japan to steal Inuyasha from Rumiko Takahashi. Yes, I will succeed.well in the mean time, I have to go potty so LEAVE ME REVIEWS AND I MIGHT GIVE YOU.well.a dry author that doesn't smell of pee and a new chapter.soon.as soon as I land! So JA NE!!!
Me: Yes, it is I, the true owner of Inuyasha.
*ring.ring.*
Me: Excuse me, it is my cell. *silence* yeah I said that I was the owner of Inuyasha.*silence* YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY!!!
*hang up.*
Me: With circumstances not under my control and these stupid guys in these black tuxedos and spiked hair with triangle shaped sunglasses threatening to take away my Inuyasha-ness, I have to say that:
*Inhale* IDONT'TOWNINUYASHA (BUTONEDAYIWILL)*Exhale*
*-* those means special sound effects or thoughts because I dunno how to use the codes yet.if some1 can tell me.I'LL LOVE YOU 4EVER!!!
~Chapter: THE DOWNFALL OF PETALLIDES!!!~
"Oh my god! Did you see that boy's ass? That shit's tight!" Cassy said giggling.
"Cassy!!!" Cake squealed, "Oh I see it now, you're so right!!!" As usual, Kagome is talking about boys with two of her best friends, Cake and Cassy.
"I heard the latest gossip, there is going to be a new kid in school, and I hear he is going to be in our class. I hope he's cute like Hojo-Chan," Cassy said.
"Yeah," Cake said and Kagome nodded too.
*Ding dong.ding dong!!! * ((that's the early bell))
"Oh no!!! We're gonna be late for class, let's go!!!" Kagome cried before the three girls set off to their class.
When they stepped into the classroom, Kagome, Cassy, and Cake saw the new boy standing in front of the classroom. *Wow, look at gossip go,* Kagome thought. * He is strange. I never saw a boy with hair that long before, especially silvery-white hair, and look at those eyes. They're so beautiful, wish I had eyes like those. Oh my god, are those doggy ears??? How cute!!! * "Class, get into your seats," Mrs. Petallides, our first period teacher, dully told the class while her mustache shook as her lips moved.
"Yo Sango, Jillibeanz, Miroku!!! Waddup?" Cake screamed halfway through the class.
"Nada." Sango and Jillibeanz answered at the same time. Kagome, Cake, and Cassy pulled up and sat next to them.
"Where's Miroku?" Kagome asked.
Cake, Cassy, Jillbeanz, and Sango said, "Uh.he was here just a minute ago."
*silence*
*blink*blink*blink*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Cake screamed. *rub*rub* "HELP!!! SOMEONE IS MOLESTING ME!!!" Cake was bright red and turned to see who the hentai was. "Grrr.Miroku.sweetie pie.WOULD YOU MIND TAKING YOUR FUCKEN HAND OFF OF ME!!!"
Did Miroku listen? HELL NO!!! He took his left hand and groped Cassy too. Cake and Cassy looked at each other.
"Uh.this is gonna get ugly," Jillbeanz said as Sango nodded.
"Cassy." Cake began
Cassy nodded.
"Uno, dos, tres!!!" Cake voice got louder. ((O yea.*hint*hint* we're counting in Spanish because that's the only other language I can count in))
*SLAP*BONK*PUNCH*KICK*SCRATCH*PULL*
Cake and Cassy was satisfied when an unconscious Miroku fell onto the floor. Jillbeanz and Sango clapped while Cake and Cassy stood with their hands on their hips and gave a triumphed laugh.
"Where's Kagome?" Cassy asked as she noticed that Kagome was not clapping or talking.
"Haha, Kagome is in love!!!" Cake said as she saw Kagome staring at the new guy with drool coming out of the corner of her mouth and just for the fun of it, Cake smacked her in the back of her head.
"AHHHHHHH!!! CAKE, OH MY FUCKEN GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" Kagome screamed not noticing the puddle of drool on her desk.
"Uh.Kag.you see.uh.DON'T HURT ME!!!" Cake said as she kowtowed and grabbed onto Kagome's leg and faked cried.
An evil grin came on Kagome's face, "Yeah, it's alright." Cake took a sigh of relief and got up off the floor after Kagome "forgave" her.aww.the poor innocent soul.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kagome gave a war cry as she gathered all her energy into her right hand and tried to hit Cake on the head. Thank God Cake got good reflexes and learned karate, kung fu, tae kwon doe, and all the other fighting stuffs and ducked real fast. Missing Cake, Kagome ended up hitting Kikyo, who just walked into the room. Boom, Kagome hit Kikyo right on the head, which sent her doing summersaults in the air and flew out the window.
*blink*blink*blink
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA." Everybody in the class burst out into laughter and cheered Kagome on after hitting Kikyo, the class bitch. Only Inuyasha stood still in the front of the room not sure what was going on. For the first time, he noticed Kagome. *God damn.she's so hot, what a great body, DAMN!!! With a nice ass too!!!* Inuyasha smirked at that. The rest of the class all rushed to the window and saw Kikyo being twisted on one of the branches with her oh-too-short miniskirt caught on the tree branch and everyone saw her granny underwear with Blue's Clue on them.
*Stupid bitch. she's gonna get it now!!! I can see that she has a thing for the new guy.I'll get her back.* That was Kikyo's last thought before she fainted.
Miroku finally came to and saw Kagome in a resistible position as she slumped on the floor; with her ass in his face. ((Uh- oh.bad spot Kagome.))
Miroku gather himself together and closed his eyes. Then he touched her ass.*squeeze*squeeze*
*Ding dong.ding dong!!! * ((That's the late bell))
Kagome twitched.*Gods Miroku, don't you ever learn???* Kagome turned around faster than the speed of light and smacked him.just then the teacher stood up and everybody was still talking, screaming, hitting.
"Students, attention please." Mrs. Petallides said as her nostril hair waved back and forth with the wind.
*Mumble, talking, screaming, hitting*
"Attention.GOD DAMMIT, GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION!!! *ahem* I would like you to meet.ahem.what did you say your name was again?" Mrs. Petallides said making a mistake while trying to introduce the new kid, but the students were used to her because she was always so stupid. Mrs. Petallides is a very old lady; she was here when Jimmy-Chan's brother was here 21 years ago, when she was still old, makes you wonder doesn't it?
The class giggled a bit before they settled down, and some noticed the new kid for the first time. The new kid spoke. His voice seemed a little irritated but he kept control, "It's Inuyasha, sir, uh. I mean ma'am."
"As I was saying before you students rudely interrupted," Mrs. Petallides said while every jaw in the room dropped, "This is Inuyasha. I want you all to help him around because he is new, Mrs. Petallides continued while she picked out the thong wedgie she was having.
"Ew.," the whole class groaned slowly as she saw the teacher picking out her thong.
"Kagome, here," Cake whispered as she slid a note onto Kagome's desk.
"Huh? Cake, what's this?"
Before Kagome could say another word, Mrs. Petallides was screaming, "Kagome, do you have something to share?"
Kagome's face reddened. She knew what this meant. She had to read the note in front of the whole class. She cleared her throat and started reading.
"Ahem. 'EW. Kagome, did you see that? Mrs. Pet-my-tities pick out her thong. It was gross.'" Kagome's face reddened and so did Mrs. Petallides.
"Kagome, I guess I'll be seeing you after class for your great disrespect to teachers, I'm going to write you up a referral."
"But.but.," Kagome stammered. The classed laughed, especially at the "butt" comments even though Kagome didn't mean it.
"For your continuation of disrespecting teachers, that will be two days of cleaning the classroom by yourself," Mrs. Petallides said as she raised her voice a little more.
"Damn it.," Kagome mumbled.
"Fuck.," Inuyasha said slowly and in great amusment.
Everyone looked at the new boy shocked because he finally said something.
"Inuyasha what did you just say?"
"I said fuck you old hag."
Everyone gasp.
"Inuyasha, because you are new, I'm going to give you 30 seconds to take back what you just said or else you'll be helping Kagome clean out this classroom for today and tomorrow," Mrs. Petallides said starting to get pissed.
"So what, maybe I want to be in detention with her," Inuyasha said pointing at Kagome.
Everyone gasped again while Kagome turned several shades of red, and Mrs. Petallides turn to a maroon-ish kind of red.
"Inuyasha, this is you're first day and you're already getting into trouble. What kind of impression will you give to us?" Mrs. Petallides said, trying to maintain her anger to get at least one student to like her.
"Shut up!"
Everyone looked to see If they could find who said that. They were surprised that it wasn't Inuyasha but even more surprised that it was Kagome.
"Kagome, now you're on three days of detention."
"You know what you mother fucken hag? I don't care if I get more detention. My perfect record has already been ruined so I really don't give a fuck."
"She's right you know," Cassy said standing up for her friend. "Why don't you fuck yourself and leave us alone!!!"
Everyone started to gather courage and started dissing Mrs. Petallides.
"You fucker!" Cake screamed.
"You bitch!" Jillibeanz added.
"You homo!" Miroku yelled.
"You skank!" Sango bellowed.
"SHUT UP YOU CLUELESS SHITS!!!" Mrs. Petallides screamed, her Adam's apple bopping up and down and face turning red. "DON'T MAKE ME.WELL.UH.MORE ANGRY THAN I ALREADY AM!!!"
"You dickhead!"
"You cunt!"
"Go fuck VERONICA!!!" ((Veronica is a stupid weirdo in my skool))
"You asshole!"
"You ass wipe!"
The students couldn't think of any more words to express themselves and there was no more need to either because Mrs. Petallides got scared and ran off. The principal came in and got them to quiet down.
"What the hell is going on?"
Everyone quieted down.
"If any of you don't take the blame, then all of you will have to come to school an hour early and go home two hours late and you also have to come on Saturday for morning detention and remember this is only if no one confesses."
"Sorry Principal-sama. It was me," Kagome confessed looking at the floor. "I started all of this. I will take the blame."
"No wench. It was me," Inuyasha said.
"No me!!!" Kagome argued.
"NO ME!!!" Inuyasha started to yell.
"Will the both of you shut up? You both will clean up the classroom by your-selves and come in for Saturday detention for a month!!!"
*sigh*
"Gay fag." Cake, Cassy, Jillbeanz, and Miroku said at the same time.
"I heard that Miss Cake, Miss Cassy, Miss Jillbeanz, and Mr. Miroku, you shall have detention with Miss Kagome and Mr. Inuyasha for a month. Lunch detention I mean." The Principal said as he reentered the room. "Miss Kikyo.what in the hells are you doing? Oh, I see you are trying to cut, then you will get detention like your fellow classmates.
After making sure the principal left for good this time, Miroku let out a sigh. "I had one more diss too.that bitch.I could've called her a man whore."
"WHAT???" Everyone said as they all fell on their faces.
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *pant.pant* okay I ditch the security officers. I have snuck on a cargo plane and am now traveling to Japan to steal Inuyasha from Rumiko Takahashi. Yes, I will succeed.well in the mean time, I have to go potty so LEAVE ME REVIEWS AND I MIGHT GIVE YOU.well.a dry author that doesn't smell of pee and a new chapter.soon.as soon as I land! So JA NE!!!