(Yes. This is the not-so-long awaited 'Enter the Avatar World' fic. Phear it and my awesome power of stupidity.

BEFORE YOU ASK------ The three OC characters are Cordilya Briant(known as Roano Megari, or Meg, to her friends), Scott Summers(not the dude from X-Men, also called Cyan), and Sarah Summers(also known as Bob, but usually called Sara).

Yes, this is actually me, my wanna-be boyfriend(he wishes), and his cousin. Those are our real names. If you want to learn about us uber-fast without just reading, I'm putting some the bios' of the three on my profile soon.

I own nothing except…. Nothing. Unless I say so. YEAH.)

It was times like this that Scott Summers had to question the mentality of his best friend. Of course, he did that a lot. Cordilya Briant, also known as Cody or Meg, had to be one of the most random, loud, yet insanely moody people he had ever met. She often came up with dumb reasons to do even dumber stuff, and swore often in front of teachers. Teachers, by God! She asked them what sort of porn they watched. WHO ASKS THEIR TEACHERS ABOUT PORN?

As it was, Meg was doing something a bit milder, yet still very inhumane by his standards.

She was calling his cell phone.

At two.

In the morning.

" Wakey wakey, Cyan-puu," her cheerful voice chirped after he had flipped open his(unbearably loud) phone and muttered a groggy, " Eggo?" which she has assumed meant, " Hello?"

Scott, in all his witty half asleep-ed-ness, had something to say to that.

" Gurdlejeans..morningbacon…Mufudleshrelk."

" Errr…. Cyan, I know that your tiny primitive man-brain is… tiny and primitive, but could you speak English please? I don't understand Stupid."

Cyan waved his hand, as if shooing something off. Like he actually expected her to see it over the phone and hang up and leave him to his sleepy time. Loser.

" I was asleep, Cody-chan," he slurred, resorting to her most hated nickname to show his displeasure.

" Uh-huh. Yeah. I know. I'm right outside your window, throwing rocks at it, and you're being gay by not waking up." Her voice was joking, yet it had a slight warning tone.

" But Meeeeeeg," Scott whined, pulling a pillow over his head as he registered the sound of something hard hitting his window. " I like my bed.. It's like sleeping on a cloooouuuud.."

Her tone was demanding.

" Wake up, Cyan. I found out how to get her back."

Oh, yes. Cyan was awake now. Wide awake. He sprung from her bed and raced towards the window, barely wasting time to open it before vaulting onto the shingles of the over-hang under his window. He slid down the gutter(a practiced move, perfected over time) and saw Meg watching him with an amused expression.

Cordilya Briant, also known as Roano Megari, Meg, Meggy, Meg-chan, Meggy-Bo-Beggy, Cody, Cordy, Cor, Cur, and the Suicide Queen, was dressed in her normal attire. A pair of baggy faded jeans and a dark blue hoodie. Her glasses reflected the light of a lamp-post near them, but the effect was somewhat ruined by the messy, tangled brown locks that fell to her shoulders all around her face, hiding it mostly from view.

After taking in her appearance in suddenly wide-awake detail, Scott Summers looked down at himself.

He still had his spiked choker on from the night before, his three ear-rings in, his toe-ring on, and his arm-band. He was also wearing his small pair of glasses, which sat on the bridge of his nose. What he didn't have, he realized, was a shirt. Or pants. No, had it not been for the SpongeBob boxers he had wearing, Cody would have been privileged the sight of his 'goodies,' or as said Cody liked to call them, 'man-boobies below the waist.'

Cyan blushed as Meg gave an appraising glanced, then nodded and said cheerfully, " I defiantly approve, Cyan-baka."

He shook his head angrily, then turned back to her.

" You said you could get her back? As in, you know where she is?"

Meg hesitated and put on a face that said, 'You won't like it and you won't believe me.'

She shuffled her feet, then said, " Listen, Cy… I know where she is, but you won't understand. See… you think logically, right?"

" …Aye."

" And I think, as you put it so eloquently, like a hopped-up drug monkey watching Alice in Wonderland. You see, my delicately stupid mind can process this scrap of knowledge and say, 'Hmm, possible, let's try it.' Yours would say, 'You, my friend, are insane and you woke me up at two for this? Go piss off and screw yourself so I can sleep.' That what yours would say."

Cyan nodded. It did seem like something he would say when provoked. Then he returned his gaze to her.

" So? Where is Sarah?"

He crossed his arms and waited as she shifted under his eyes.

" She… well, she's in an alternate universe. The Avatar universe, actually."

Cyan blinked. Then blinked. Then blinked some more. After he had blinked about ten times, he burst out into laughter, which caused some very angry dogs to bark at the noise.

" She's (laugh) in your favorite (laugh) TV show? (laugh)"

Meg coughed to tell him to shut up, which he did.

" …Yeah. And I know how to get her back."

He looked so hopeful that Meg couldn't help but feel a twinge of guilt. It'd kill him if she was wrong. Then again, it'd kill him if she was right and they couldn't get there. She didn't even know if it was possible, but she did know that Sarah Summers was the person that meant the most of Cyan in the world.

He was stilled laughing, however.

" And how, exactly, do we go into a TV show? It's sort of impossible, you know."

Meg shrugged and said, " Improbable, but not impossible." Cyan blinked, then said, " Err… Once again. How do we get there?"

She paused to look at him, then pulled something out of her pocket. It was a smooth, black rock. She gave no explanation, told him nothing, but merely began to rub the smooth rock slowly in a circular motion.

He watched in awe as it began to vibrate and glow bright blue. How the hell go you get bright blue from jet black anyway? Well, that didn't matter at the moment, but he still stored the question in the already-full Ask Meg Later section of his brain.

As her hand began to shake with the violent vibrating of the stone, Meg dropped it, reached out, and grabbed his hand.

" Hold on," she muttered as the stone rose into the air. " What the hell is that thing?" he asked, his eyes wide behind his own glasses. She looked up into them(his eyes) and said, " Our ticket to your cousin."

It lifted over their heads, then…. Vanished.

Both teenagers felt the not-so-familiar sensation of being pulled off the ground by their throats, and Cyan coughed loudly as something crushed his adams apple. Meg was holding her own throat and wincing. Both of them had their eyes closed.

They both yelped in surprise as the crushing feeling was gone. The feeling of being lifted off the ground had disappeared as well, and at the moment they were standing on nothing.

Nothing but air.

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Now might be a good time to tell you that Scott Summers screams like a girl. A small girl, perhaps around the age of three. Maybe she's just seen a snake or a spider. But that's not the point. The point is that he screams like a girl. Named Susan.

So now that you know this, you can picture exactly what Cyan sounded liked as he hurtled through the air, screaming and shrieking his lungs out. It sounded something like this..

" AAHHHHHHHHHHHH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMIEFFEINGGOD SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Meg, meanwhile was laughing. Like a loon. A loony loon. A loony, loony loony-tunes loon.

" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMIGODTHISISSOFUN!"

And then they landed. On something soft and furry. Cyan was still screaming, Meg was still laughing, and above them someone was shouting, " WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"

The two teenagers were clinging for dear life onto the tail of a giant flying bison. That's what was going on. Three people in the saddle above had felt the downwards jerk as more weight was added, then saw the two and started shouting something.

Meg roughly registered someone grabbed her wrists in their own calloused hands, then the feeling that she was being pulled up. Cyan was also receiving the same treatment with someone else. They were both hauled up into the saddle, and the bison groaned, unhappy for more passengers.

Meg, still laughing, opened her eyes and saw a pair of blue ones gazing down at her. " You alright?" the owners asked calmly, and she pulled back, seeing someone she knew all to well.

She blinked for a second, then tackled a startled Water Tribe warrior and shrieked, " OMIGOSH YOU REALLY ARE A TOTALLY BISHY SOKKA I LURVE YOU!"

Cyan blinked up at his own rescuer(Katara), then looked over at Meg, who was nuzzling the neck of a stricken Sokka. Then, he thought for a moment and concluded something.

" OI! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND, GIT!"

Sokka yelped as Cyan tackled him and pushed him away from Meg, who looked rather smug. Well, she had just nuzzled the neck of one of the bishy-ish bishies in the whole of bishy-dom. You'd have been smug to. Even you guys. I mean, come on. Sokka is hot enough to make dudes gay. You men know you like him. HELLS, YEAH.

Katara blinked over at them, her hair-loopy thingies fluttering in the wind. She looked at Sokka, who had jumped away from Cyan and Meg, one of which was glaring at him, the other still looking very pleased. She paused, then said, " Errr… Why were you falling from the sky? You guys aren't Fire Nation, are you?" She had a panicked look in her eye.

" Hell no!" Meg said before Cyan could say anything. " We're Earth Kingdom, dudes."

Cyan blinked over at her. He had no idea what was going on. Unlike Meg, he didn't fawn over Avatar: The Last AirBender. In fact, he didn't even watch it. He didn't know who, or what these people were. He had calmed down enough, and had stopped glaring at Sokka, who was watching him with a puzzled expression.

Cyan took a deep breath, Another breath. Another. Breath, Cyan, breath. Don't want another panic attack or nose bleed.

He looked over at Meg with a blank look on his face.

" …..My life is about to get really weird, isn't it?"

(Yes, it's a crappy start. Now you know why I don't like to explain things, just get right in on the action. It'll get better, I swear.

Expect something like this in the next few chapters..

" OMIGOD I'M DIEING!"

" Holy hell! RUN!"

" Hello, big brother."

" Zuko is a big stupid loser. End of story."

" WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"

" I do believe that she has a sword in her gut."

" Hold on, Sarah!"

" I… can't… do this!"

…

Oh yes.

Expect stupidity.

Tune in later, lol.

-MEGGEH-CHAN.)