kathryn, the most beautiful archangel elf in all of the lord of the rings movies and also the hobbits, glided into where ever thranduil lives. something-wood idk.
and she was like "heeeeey what's up?"
and he was all like "oh my gaaaawwd gurl ur hair yaaaaaas slay mama!"
and she was like "thrandy ur son is cray cray. like omg more than we thought"
"yeha ik he's totes fucking dwarfs and shit like everyone's talking about it. its fucking embarrassing like holy shit"
"what are we going to do with him like omfg."
"lets set him up with that one hella hot dwarf. like aidan turner or some shit."
"ugh cant we set him up with something taller and i dunno. Less short?"
"KILI IS A BABE YOU BITCH"
"ANYWAYS"
"I gotta go. gotta see my stylist at three. but anyways. baaaaaaai."
kathryn the sexy and mysteries elf archangel was wearing a long white elfy dress that flowed behind her. she had a on a silver circlet that was nicer than all the other elves and also had magic powers that made her fly. arwen came up to her looking like a bitch with lip injections
"wtf do u want u slut" declared kathryn dramatically. cause shes besties with thrandy so she totes knows his shit okai.
awrweener looked so offended it was hilarious "wtf do u want jus tbecuz ur hotter than me like fuk u"
"so. i see you got more lip inections you fack bitch"
"no i didnt u whore my lips are naturally this ducky"
"excuse you i have good word otherwise"
"im literally gonna punch you tf out stfu"
"i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now"