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Ok here's another oneshot. The inspiration of the story came from a joke my friend sent me and the first thing that came to me was Irvine and Selphie pairing thinking that the situation is sooooo them! Enjoy! Hope to do more oneshots soon! ^_^

"THE HANGOVER"

It was the time of the month when all of the boys get together, talking about what's going on in their lives. One might say that marriage changes someone's perspective but alas it was not true for a certain Irvine Kinneas. He's still the ladies man despite being married to one Selphie Tilmitt. Once, his friends, mainly Zell while the passive Squall just sat and looked bored and uninterested in his friends' womanizing ways, berated him about his unfaithful behavior towards Selphie. Whilst the Galbadian cowboy explained that he's doing nothing wrong and just merely appreciating the beauty surrounding him, which is the fair opposite sex. Now these monthly get together can sometimes go a bit rowdy and wild mainly resulting into Squall being inconvenienced by his two best friends dragging him to the local balamb bar while preferring to just stay home and be with Rinoa then forcing him to drive both of them home while the two were hammered to even remember where they were or what they're doing, with the occasional puking inside his cars' interior which irked him to no end.

So it came at one time, on the outskirts of Balamb Garden, Irvine woke up at home with a huge ass hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. His brown galbadian duster and his cowboy hat were in the wall mounted hanger. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. The rest of the house is in equally good shape.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

"Irvypoo, breakfast is on the table. Left early to go shopping with Rinoa and Quistis. I'll be back a little bit later. I Love You! ~Selphie~"

Irvine was totally shocked by the loving note. He goes to the kitchen to find a hot breakfast and a copy of the morning Balamb Times Newspaper. This really got him wondering what the hell happened. At the same time his son Alexander or Alex named after his GF came into the kitchen and propped himself up on the chair next to him.

While his son is eating at the table,
Irvine asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, Uncle Squall brought you home around 3 a.m., you were drunk and delirious. You broke some of mom's chinas, puked in the hall and gave yourself a mild concussion when you stumbled right into the door".

Confused, Irvine asks, "So why is everything in order and so clean? Why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me? You know how Selphie gets when I get drunk with the boys. I should expect to have a big quarrel with your mom!"

Alex gave his father a smile and simply replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said, 'Lady Leave Me Alone! I'm Married!'"

If there's one thing Irvine learned from this,

Moral of the story
Self-induced hangover - gil 300.00
Broken Chinas - gil 1500.00

Saying the right thing while drunk - "Priceless"

~~~~~END~~~~~~

Thanks and Reviews would be nice. Thanks to Niqsta really love your stories. This actually inspired me to do an Irvine Selphie oneshot after re-reading your Squinoa Mini's. Hope you add some more of it soon! Thanks.