A Troublesome Poem
By Shikamaru.
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Before we start, remember:
Shikamaru talks normally,
Asuma's speech is underlined,
And Ino's speech is in Italics.
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Why am I dong this?
Its not my job, its his. (Points at Masashi Kishimoto)
Yawns…. Mendokusai Na…
I don't wanna walk there. Give me a car.
I wanna play Shogi, but it's troublesome to get the board.
Even if I know where the game is stored.
Look at the clouds. They're so free.
Though it'd be troublesome to wish it were me.
Shikamaru! You're a chuunin now!
But sensei, I didn't wanna be one anyhow.
So? You're still one. Go get the paperwork done!
Sensei. Stop nagging me. You're getting cigarette ash on my palm.
Get up and go.
Aaaa…Its troublesome. No.
Shikamaru! We're all waiting for you!
Whatever Ino. Get your hands off that seal.
Hurry up…Choji's starving.
So get him the meat, tell him to start carving.
SHIKAMARU! He's your best friend!
Mendokusai Na…This nagging never ends.
(Shikamaru half-heartedly gets up)
Okay, Okay, I'm up already.
Okay, finally. Go get ready.
Yeah, yeah, troublesome woman.
Watch it, jerk. Don't force me to Summon.
Whatever.
Shut up!
Fine…Fine…
Shikamaru! Don't try to die!
Too Troublesome.
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Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, not us. YET.
Author's Note:
Well, we tried our best at this one, good going, Sakura-chan! If you want, request and we can do a poem on another naruto or an Inuyasha character for you! Just don't choose some emo character like Sasuke or Neji.
Mendokusai means troublesome. The proper word is Mendokusai, but Japanese boys colloquial language changes the "sai" sounds at the end of words into "se" and elongate that "e" sound. So it sounds kinda like mendoukuse.
That said, its time for you guys to REVIEW!