Psychiatrists. I hate them don't you? Always nagging about how life sucks and how they try to analyze you. So that is exactly why I'm doing this story.
I am a psychiatrist analyzing Puck and Sabrina's relationship. This will be fun l:-) BTW I have to act totally clueless like I don't know the obvious about them.
Trixie
Disclaimer: you need to mow your carpet.
Sophie: Dr. Trixie, the Grimms are here.
Trixie: Send them in.
Puck and Sabrina enter my office bickering
Sabrina: This is all your fault!!!
Puck: Yeah right Grimm, make your life easy by blaming me!!!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!!! I could hear you two from in here. sit down.
They sit down
Trixie: Let's begin. What are your names?
Sabrina: I'm Sabrina Grimm.....and that thing over there is...Puck.
Puck makes face at Sabrina but says nothing
Trixie: You may call me Dr. Trixie, but How are you two related?
Sabrina: Well.....we aren't related.
Trixie: Really? Explain.
Sabrina: My Grandmother......adopted Puck and he has made my life miserable ever since.
Puck: You aren't a the best thing in the world to deal with either, freak!!!
Trixie: EXCUSE ME! Sabrina has the floor. Sit down and shut up!!!!! Go on.
Puck look sheepishly at me but shuts up.
Sabrina:Wait a minute. Aren't you a little young to be a Doctor?
Trixie: No. I graduated early. Anyways......continue.
Sabrina: Okay.....Puck is always taking my things, ruining my stuff......
Trixie: My brother is- was like that. But he isn't even your brother.....hmm.
Sabrina: Yeah. Didn't we already talk about this?
Trixie: Of course. I was analyzing. Puck. your turn.
Puck: Finally!!!
Trixie: Why do you mess with her stuff?
Puck: If you haven't heard. I'm the Trickster King.
Trixie: Ok. Aren't you like a billion years old?
Sabrina gasps. While Puck is playing with a slinky in the toy box
Trixie: Yes. I know that he's a Fairy. Relda isn't a stupid woman you know.
Sabrina: Yeah, Yeah.
Trixie: As I was saying, Puck you are like 4,798 years old right?
Puck: No. You are totally wrong.
Trixie: Whatever. The point is you are really old and have to take things. Didn't you learn like when you were two not to take stuff?
Sabrina: Nah, He has family issues.
Puck: No, I do not.
Scribbles on pad and says stuff being written out loud
Trixie: In denial.
Puck: No I'm not.
Continues scribbling
Trixie: In denial about being in denial.
Puck: NO I'M NOT!!
Sabrina:About this family issue thing-
Trixie: Yeah. Let's not talk about it. I hate those kind of things.
Sabrina: What kind of Psychiatrist are you?
Trixie: The best. Now let's talk about you guys relationship.
Sabrina and Puck: NO!!!!
Trixie: Yes. So I can tell there is a love connection going on.
Sabrina and Puck: NO!! EWWW!!!!!
Trixie: It's always the ones who say the same things at the same time.
Sabrina: I'm leaving.
Trixie: You can't.
Sabrina: Why not?
Trixie: Because I have your Grandmother's permission to keep you here......in a bolted room.
Puck and Sabrina: WHAT???
Puck: You are a crazy freak!!!!!
Trixie: AM I???
Sabrina: Very.
Trixie: Ok. If you feel that way. Bye. Solve your own problems.
GASP!!!! Yeah I left them. Just wait for the next chapter. l:-)