Disclaimer: I don't own the Clique.

Author's Note: Olivia Ryan. Is. Not. A. Ditz. At least in this ALTERNATE UNIVERSE STORY, she isn't. Get it? Got it? Good. Enjoy!

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The minute Kristen Gregory, Claire Lyons, and Olivia Ryan stepped into Briarwood Octavian Country Day High School, they were bombarded with compliments, friendly greetings, and the occasional hater diss. Referred to as the Beautiful Blondes, the trio made up the most popular clique on BOCD High. They were dating hot, popular guys, they all had good grades, they were pretty, and they were all rich. Claire was head cheerleader, captain of the lacrosse team, and she headed the fashion club (formed by the Beautiful Blondes themselves) where they talked about trends and brand name designers. Kristen was captain of the soccer team, the captain of the volleyball team, and the co-captain of the lacrosse team. Olivia was captain of the dance team and she did the daily announcements at BOCD High.

"Ehmagawd, LOVE the Choos, Claire. Kristen that blue Marc bag is so hot. Alice Olivia is totally your style, Olivia." Emmeline Carson giggled at the last comment. She was Beautiful Blonde's peppy, brunette stalker. Suddenly, Claire's heels screeched to a halt in the crowded hallway, her serious runway model face fading away to be replaced by a devious smile. She turned to face Emmeline. Emmeline's eyes lit up once Claire turned to face her, totally oblivious to the verbal slap she was about to receive. Kristen and Olivia followed, and soon, a cluster of A-listers had encircled the 2, knowing that Claire was about to dish out one of her famous comebacks. Suddenly, the realization dawned on Emmeline.

"Uhm, girls, I'd love to s-stay and t-ttalk and all, but I uhm… have t-to get to class." Emmeline tried to run away, but the circle blocked her from doing so.

"Emmeline," Claire looked at her manicure and then straight into the LBR's eyes, "are you a straw?"

"No," Emmeline sighed, her face red and her head hanging.

"Then why are you such a suck up?" The circle of girls burst out into hysterics, and parted ever so slightly, enabling Emmeline run away, bawling her eyes out.

"Good one," Olivia said to Claire while wiping tears away from her eyes. A round of high fives made its way towards Claire.

"Thank you, thank you very much." Claire bowed, and the girls started laughing all over again. Then the bell rang, causing everybody to run to her next class.

Earth Science

Mr. Myner's Classroom

8:35 AM

"Miss Lyons, Miss Gregory, and Miss Ryan, you are all late. Again." Mr. Myner sighed. The girls offered up super sweet files [A/N: Fake Smiles, just in case you forgot. and Olivia spoke up.

"Mr. Myner, we're awfully sorry. Really, we are. But my locker jammed, and then Claire tried to open it for me, but she couldn't get it. Fin-uh-lly, Kristen managed to get it open. Then, a bunch of my books fell out. They stayed with me to help me pick them up."

"Oh, well in THAT case girls… the next time you're late, you'll have a detention."

"Okay. Sorry Mr. Myner," the girls chorused. Then, they paused to look for seats. Chris Plovert was patting the seat next to him, saved for Olivia. Derrick Harrington was motioning for Claire to come sit next to him. And Josh Hotz was waving Kristen over next to him. The girls exchanged smiles before sauntering down the aisles, every eye on the three. As soon as she sat down, Claire hung her pink Baby Scottie Leather Satchel from Juicy on her chair, discreetly pulling out her pink and brown Juicy Couture Sidekick 3. It was her "texting phone"- and the rest of the Beautiful Blondes had the same ones, which were kept in lockers (Claire had special locker chargers installed that were hooked up to the school's electricity system). She coughed 3 times, alerting the rest of the BBs and the guys that it was texting time.

CLAIRE: want 2 double 2 nite?

KRISTEN: wat bout sleepover?

OLIVIA: its Fri! wat bout sleepover?

CLAIRE: we'll meet b4 d8 to prepare & then we'll come bak 2 mi place 2 sleep.

OLIVIA: Done.

KRISTEN: Done.

CLAIRE: and Done.

Claire grinned,

CLAIRE: U, Josh, and Chris want 2 double 2nite? Cam and Kemp can come if they get d8s.

DERRICK: sure- we'll pick u up at Claires place at 6?

JOSH: sounds good 2 me

CHRIS: fine- not telling u wher we r goin tho- it will b a surprise.

KRISTEN: yay- then its settled. Mr. m is getting suspicious.

Kristen slid her sidekick into the secret pocket of her Stella McCartney for LeSportSac hobo, a smile fighting its way across her face.

"Miss Gregory."

"Huh?" Kristen's head looked up to see Mr. Myner making his way to her desk in the back of the classroom.

"Hand me the phone- you will get it back after class."

"What phone?"

"Ms. Gregory, don't talk back to me. Give me the phone or I foresee a detention in your future." Kristen thought fast, and she then remembered that her phone was secure in her bag's secret pocket.

"Honestly, Mr. Myner. I don't have any idea what you're talking about. See?" Kristen emptied her bag out on her desk. Mr. Myner looked for a phone, but he didn't see one.

"I apologize Miss Gregory." The bell rang, and she ran out of the room to avoid any further questioning.

The BB Headquarters (the attic turned super chic lounge)

The Lyons Estate

5:55 PM

"Okay girls. Do NOT talk about shopping, makeup, or New York Fashion week. DO talk about video games, consoles, sports, and other guy stuff." Claire smoothed her Catherine Malandrino Samba Dress, and her yellow patent leather Tory Burch flats were a total 10 with her yellow Catherine Malandrino cardigan. She looked over at Olivia, who was clad in (as usual) an Alice Olivia racer party dress and her purple Report Signature pumps added a pop of color to her otherwise plain outfit. Kristen was wearing a green and blue C&C cardigan, with a lace baby doll Juicy Couture dress underneath. All the girls had Juicy jackets on with evening coats, and Juicy sweats were in all of the girl's totes, just in case of emergency (Kristen liked to be prepared for anything at all times).

"Let's go!" Olivia shouted, and the girls sauntered out of the room and glided towards the edge of the driveway, where Derrick Harrington's limousine had pulled up. Claire confidently strode towards the car and opened the door to see Derrick, Josh, Chris, Kemp, and Cam, along with Cam's date, the oh-so-annoying Allie-Rose Singer, and Kemp was bringing Emmeline Carson as a dare. Claire cracked up before getting into the car with the girls, and then the car revved up the engine and left to the estate.

"Where are we going?" Olivia looked at Chris excitedly, as though he was about to tell her she won the lottery.

"You'll see!" Chris said before exchanging looks with the guys. Unbeknownst to the ladies in the car, they were on their way to a place hated by every female at BOCD High besides Layne Abeley and her croni-friends, Heather and Meena, because of its germs, tackiness, and overall immature-ness: The local amusement park.

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