A random bulborb day
There are two dwarf red bulborbs. One is called Bob. The other is Fred.
Bob: Hey Fred! I bet ya a poko I can put my marble collection up my nose!
Fred: Bring it!
Bob: puts marble collection up nose
Fred: OMGZOrZ!!!! Now I owe you a poko!
Bob: WoOt!
Fred: Oh noes!
Bob: Fork it over! Mmmmm…..forks…….
Fred: Neva!!!! runs away
Bob: COM BAK HER WIT MAH POKOZ! Runs after Fred
Fred: Lolz I'm so fast I could outrun white pikmin.
Bob: Me gotz yo pepsi.
Fred: NOEZ!!! MAH PEPSI!!!!!
Bob: Me getz 2 drink itz!!!!!!!!!111
Fred: NOHZES!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Let's play mol-di-toh!
Fred: Ok!
Bob: I summon thumb warrior!
Fred: You have all the strength of a schoolgirl! Go, nose magician, destroy his monsta!!!111 destroys
Bob: Oh noez! I must believe in the butt of the cardz! That's it! I summon pancreas the forbidden one!!!!
Fred: Oh noes! That meanz I lose! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111BOOM
Bob: Lolz
The end