AN: Yes, I know these are extremely over done. I'm making one anyway, though. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I totally own PJO and HOO.

Thalia: She's lying.

Me: I know. I own nothing...

Dear Fanfiction,

I am never going to turn into a werewolf. Werewolves don't even exist. Deal with it.

You're all nuts,

-Percy

AN: I've been noticing quite a few 'Percy turns into a werewolf' fics recently, so...