Nobody has really written a fanfic on chef (well, only one person). Might as well give it a bash.
Chef returns
SLAM
A body of a decapitated man is placed on the middle of the surgical table by two tall men. Four others were working on the control machines situated on the walls of the dark condense room. The body was bloody and cold. The two men were putting some of the severed pieces back into their original places as best as they could. One man was monitoring their every move. He wore a cream shirt, with a red t-shirt under it. He had cream trousers and wore an ivory hat. In his hand was a pipe.
"Is it working?" He asked, "IS IT WORKING?" The men on the control machines were typing buttons on the keyboard.
"Yes," one of them replied turning to the man, "We got a pulse,"
"Get him into the ICU suit, hurry!" The man then ordered at the men, pointing to the body. One of the machines lifts the body and puts a black coated armour body plate on the body. It then puts on the leg plates and finally the helmet.
"We have done it," He said, "Good! Raise him up," The machine hisses as it raises the body up on the platform. The Darth Vader like robot breathes loudly and coldly. In its right hand, a glowing red spatula. The man walks over to it and talks to it.
"Chef," he calls it, "can you hear me? Say something." The robots head turns to the man and spoke in a deep rich tone.
"Hello there children. How would you like some Salisbury steak?"
"Yes, go on." The man urges it.
"And for dessert," Chef continues, "how would you children like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?"
"Oh? You mean like chocolate candy?" The man said in an imitated Childs voice
"No, I mean my balls," It answered. The man smirks at his workers, who were all stunned at seeing the robot like man.
"Yes," he says, "YESS!" He then laughs coldly, with some of the workers joining in as well.
They done it, they had created a new Chef. What horrors await all of mankind.
That's all for now. Please R & R. Please also tell me if you like it. Everything accepted