MEDIA ZIM WOULD'VE BEEN IN

The Invention of Lying

"Actually, my bank account has 300 dollars in it, there must've been a mistake."

"LIES!" Zim jumped on top of the counter pointing.

Bruce Almighty

"It's a lovely day in the city of Buffalo and a perfect day to bow down to Zim!" said the guy on the commercial.

Coraline

"Oh no, I definitely heard someone calling you, WHY-WERE-YOU-BORN." Coraline grumbled.

"I was CLONED! CLONED FOOLISH HUMAN!" Zim ran away yelling.

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"AAAAAH! GIANT KITTY MONSTER WANTS MY BRAAAINS! AAAAAAH!" Zim ran from the cat beast and got eaten.

"Nom."

Agent Cody Banks: Destination London

Zim looked at the video of the dog playing the piano, this dog is a familiar shade of green, "GIR! STOP! DESIST! GET OFF THAT PIANO!"

A Christmas Carol

"Shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!" Zim yelled angrily at the carolers, and walked away.

The carolers continued singing quietly.

"HEY! WHAT DID I SAY?" Zim yelled, and the carolers stopped altogether and went somewhere else.

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

"IT'S RAINING WAFFLES!" Zim yelled, and he hid behind a trash can.

"WAFFLES!" GIR yelled and began eating said waffles.

Spongebob

Zim had earmuffs on as the anthropomorphic sponge ran around laughing, then he realized, "WAIT! I'M UNDERWATER?" and he began to burn.

Johnny Test

"YOU CALL YOURSELVES GENIUSES?" Zim cried, pointing at the annoying red-headed sisters of Johnny, "JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE AN EARTH DOG SPEAK?" he pulled out a death ray, and darkly said, "My SIR UNIT is smarter than you." then he blasted them.

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Zim set up the most sophisticated-looking trap system, complete with missile launchers, laser swords, phasers, and an anvil to top it all off, then he turned around and saw that all of his food was missing, "CURSE YOU, MR. FOX! CUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"

Mary Poppins

"Just swallow a spoonful of poiso- I mean sugar with your medicine, it makes it taste better." Zim chuckled.

Twilight

Zim just bombed the whole thing from above with silver teaspoons and wooden stakes.

Up

Instead of balloons, Zim attached rocket boosters to the top of his house and went away from his god-forsaken neighborhood at warp speed.

Gulliver's Travels

"DIE LITTLE HUMANS!" yelled Zim as he crushed the residents of Lilliput. "HA HA HA HA! A HA HA HA HA! MUA HA HA HA HA!"

The End