George de Sand gets rejected, a story from the editorial vault
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George: Greetings mademoiselle Aisha. How are you this fine day?
Aisha: (looks up from magazine)Hey George. Just chillin, what up?
George: Huh?
Aisha: Nothin.
George: Anyway, has the mail arrived?
Aisha: Yep.
George: Anything for me today?
Aisha: Hardly. Just a bunch of bills
and some hate mail.
George: Hate mail?
Aisha: Yeah, turns out you're not as popular as we thought you were.
George: What on earth?
Aisha: It was a big shock to me to. I mean considering that you are the bishonen of the series and all.
George: Not a single letter of amour?
Aisha: Nyope. Turns out girls like guys like Domon and Chipodee better.
George: *Pwik!*
Aisha: Heck! There was even a letter for Sai Sici asking him to marry someone.
George: *Twitch!*
Aisha: Freaky yeah I know. There was even one for Argo Gulski saying their best friend had the hots for him.
George: That Neanderthal!? Who in their right mind would have a crush on him?
Aisha: How should I know? Anyway there was an e-mail telling you to get a haircut and that the age of chivalry is dead.
Sai Sici: Hey bro, what's new?
George: *Glare*
Sai Sici: What's his problem big sis?
Aisha: He's a bishonen without fan mail.
Sai Sici: Whoa! That's like a warrior without a purpose.
George: You don't have to rub it in!
Aisha: At least you still have a few fans.
George: *depressed tone* Like who?
Aisha: All of us.
George: Thanks. You know you're always there when I need you.
Aisha: Aw shucks. Taint nothin.
George: Thank you Aisha. (gives Aisha a peck on the cheek as he leaves)
Chipodee: Score one for Aisha!
Aisha: (blushing) Hell yeah!
9/6/2002